Eren: these noodles look like slime
Mikasa: just eat your noodles, Eren.
Eren: okay *eats noodles* mm....this is good
Jean: mph...nom nom nom nom nom nom
Ymir: Reiner, give me back my noodles
Reiner: fine, I dared Bertholdt over here to stuff these things in his shirt, singing"hot LIEK wow"
Ymir: ... You can have it...Christa get my puke bag, this is gonna get disturbing...
Sasha: CONNIE!! I CANT CUT IT OFF, ITS SO STALE
Connie: THIS IS SO EXHAUSTING....SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE NOODLES FROM SOMEONE ELSE. TRY BITING IT OFF
Sasha: ITS TOO STIFF
Connie: can you just let go of it instead?
Sasha: I can't, it's so GOOD
Connie: who made this anyway?
Sasha: corporal Levi...gab why him? UUHHH...
*Meanwhile...*
Levi: Petra, mind giving me some more dough?
Petra: here it is, si- wait, Oluo?!? What the hell are you doing here?
Oluo: helping you carry the dough
Petra: UR old, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Hanji: got more dough, Levi
Levi: ew...it has titan slime in it
Hanji: wait...*tastes slime* oh...wait, this is Erwin's sweat, he was the one who got that from the dough factory
Levi: Wha- DA FAQ,ERWIN!?!
Erwin: what?
Levi: Mike, what the hell happened to your facial hair, you look worse now
Mike: thanks, got it from the department store...
Levi: o_e
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
