A/N: again,this meme belongs to PokerDuck8urCake
*Back to story...*
Petra: Ahh,we finally killed the ravioli titan. That wasn't so hard, eh Captain?
Levi: that's nice...
Petra: what's wrong?
Levi: nothing's wrong it's just...
Petra: just what? Oh...this must be your house
Levi: this glass is shattered......liek my dreams.
Petra: your dreams of being a professional window cleaner?
Levi: *nods
Petra: oh so that's why you only brought me here, I read your diary and know all ur secrets
Levi: yes...*makes hand go through the glass window which makes him bleed
Petra: Captain,stop it! You're bleeding!
Levi: *looks at Petra and lets go of the glass
Petra: oh hey I'm stepping on a piece of paper, *picks up the piece of paper* Captain, I think this is for you
Levi: *grabs letter
Hello Corporal Levi
In yo face, I just broke your favorite glass window, and there's nothing you can do about it BISH.
-Unknown
Levi: Unknown...
Petra: 😠😠😠 I've heard about this guy,and he's an evil little guy...
Levi: Petra,you call the window repair men. I'll deal with Unknown
Petra: Yes sir *leaves
Unknown: PSSST
Levi: Unknown...I should've known...what the hell did you do to mah bae?
Unknown: I may or may not have stabbed it with a knife, put some marks in it and put some fake blood on it.
Levi: you evil little man...
Unknown: you littler little man...
Levi: time to end this once and for all *grabs sword
Unknown: boy, you don't wanna mess with me. Cause remember that ravioli Titan you killed earlier? Well, that was just backup! Here comes the real ravioli Titan
*Petra stabs Unknown's neck*
Unknown: ahh...*dies
Petra: It's time,Boys! Start repairing!
Repair men: yes sir!
Petra: it's ma'am
Repair men: yes sir!
Petra: *sigh CMON captain we have to get going
Levi: *glares
Petra: don't worry, we'll see that window again
Levi: when?
Petra:our next titan...
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
