Happy Birthday Annie

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Annie: goddamn it, I have to spend my 17th birthday on this fcking crystal agai-

Hange:HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIIIIIE

Annie: the hell are you doing here?

Hange: I GAVE YOU A PARTY. ARMIN AND EREN WERE SUPPOSED TO COME, BUT BOTH OF THEM HAVE A HORRIBLE CASE OF DIARRHEA AND ARE RIGHT NOW STAYING IN TWO TOILETS FOR FIVE HOURS.

Levi: you're hell Hange...hell.

Hange: WE GOT CHU CAKE!!!

Annie: titan? Really? Is that the best you got?

Hange: SHUT UP AND CELEBRATE, YOU MIDGETS

*balloons and confetti fall out of the sky as 'birthday' by Katy Perry starts playing*

A/N: Have a happy yet really silent birthday, Annie!

A belated one that is

Cuz I forgot to publish this yesterday so...

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