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The party

*At Armin's room*

Armin: That was a long afternoon in tea world, now it's time to go to bed...

*Eren arrives at Armin's room*

Eren: hey,Armin

Armin: hey, Eren, what are you doing here?

Eren:Erwin went sleep walking again and stole my bed, and Mikasa's asleep and hates to be disturbed so...hey by the way,don't you have an extra mattress in here somewhere?

Armin; oh yeah it's under the bed

Eren: alright...

*Eren goes under the bed*

Eren: hey,what's in this box?

Armin: those were the pics from that amazing party we had the night before we graduated

Eren:those were some good times...

Armin: wanna do a flashback?

Eren: YUSS

Armin:LEZ DO DIZ

*FLASHBAAAAAAAACK*

Eren:Ah,now that I'm dressed, we should check if the others are ready, I dun really know why we had to go to separate rooms to change,I mean Jean and Marco were changing in the bathroom (hopefully nothing awkward happens in there) and the other guys were changing in other rooms. And the girls are changing in the same room.

Armin: well you know these guys are pretty weird,they change in another place to have some privacy,but have partners to change with them anyway, how weird is that?

Eren: I know, anyways we gotta check now, we should be in our reserved room in 10 minutes

Armin: yeah

*outside the room...*

Eren: hey,guys! You all ready?

Reiner: yeah yeah, Bertholdt just having a hard time wearing his tie

Bertholdt: this is pretty tight

Armin: umm...I think that's mine, cause the tie I'm wearing is really big

Bertholdt: oh well,this is...awkward...

*Bertholdt and Armin switch ties*

Eren: you done?

Reiner: we can get going whenever those two get out of the bathroo-

Jean: OH THANK HEAVENS IM DONE!!!

Marco: that was horrible!!!

Armin: what happened in there?

Jean: best not to talk about it,now let's go!

*At the party room*

Eren: we're here!

Armin: where're the gi-

Christa: hey guys!

Armin: oh,they're here!

Eren: good,now LEZ GET THIS THING GOIN!!!

*a few minutes later...*

Armin: do I really have to do this?

Jean: yeah,everyone did it,including little Christa over there, acting...drunk

Christa: HAHA THIS NEVER FELT SO GUUD!!!

Armin: well, I've never drank whiskey before,so how should I know what's gonna happen next?

Jean: CMON DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IIIIIT

Armin: uh,fine...*drinks

Eren: just got back form the...bathroom...JEAN WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

Jean: *looks around* what?

Eren: ARMIN'S NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK WHISKEY,HE GETS INSANE

Jean: what do you me-

Armin: EHAHAHAHA *jumps on Marco

Marco: AH,WTF

Jean: MARCO!!! DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU!!!

Connie: lol this guy's acting a little gay

Marco: an innocent little man is sitting on my back, I need the army!!

Connie: the army's not here,they went on a trip to Virginia

Jean: well this is just we-

Armin: *tackles Marco

Marco:SHHHHHOOOT

Jean: MARCO!!!! ILL SAVE YOU,OR AT LEAST TRY TO

Eren: I told you,it makes him go cray cray

Armin: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...*chuckles* hehehe...hahaha...HAHAHHA you guys really fell for that,didn't ya?

Jean: Hey what the...oh...*chuckles* well..HAHA...HAHAHAHHAHHA

Connie: HAHAHA...WELL THIS IS STUPID...HAHA

Marco:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

*the five starts laughing*

Reiner: what the heck's going on in this corner over here?

Jean: no-nothing p-personal,really

Reiner: okay...

*at the girls corner*

Mikasa: well,this was a quiet night,Sasha's just eating, Annie's sitting in the corner, and Christa's just...sitting there

Ymir: SORRY IM LATE YOU GUYS, I COULDNT FIND A GOOD TUXEDO SIZE FOR ME

Mikasa: what took you so long,and why are you wearing a tux?

Ymir: I was watching the boys,they are having so much fun, Armin just did a really good drunk prank just a few minutes ago,we need to have fun,too.

Mikasa: good point...but what can we do now?

Christa: Yo mama's so dumb, she starved to death at a supermarket

Sasha: well yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to xbox live...

Ymir:AWWWW SHE got you GOOD...

Mikasa:what are they doing?

Ymir: yo mama jokes! This is perfect,CMON let's join em!

Sasha:you mama so fat she-

Ymir: hey,Christa! Mind if we join?

Sasha: sure,as I was saying, yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven

Ymir: yo mama so fat she can't move two inches

Mikasa:AWWW THATS A GOOD ONE

*2 hours later*

Armin: time for a groupie

Jean: let's get this started,peepol!!!

Armin: okay,this is an automatic camera,so it takes the pic when I count down for 3-1,alright? Now everyone in position

*after everyone goes to their positions*

Armin: alright, now 3-2-1 everyone say DRUNKARDS!!!

All:DRUNK BASTARDS BISHES

*end of flashback*

Armin and Eren: ahh...good times...