Levi: of all the people that exist in this world. I have to be with...this one...
Hanji: LEVI!! LOOK!!! ITS THE SUN!!!
Levi: yeah, so?
Hanji: rumors say the sun's filled with so called "flame Titans".
Levi: oh yeah? Prove it.
Hanji: are you challenging me? *smirks* bring it on...MOBLIT
Moblit: what?
Hanji: we have something planned for today. It looks like shorty's challenging me...
Levi: *whispers at Moblit's ear* hey, the dare's not good, I swear, it's gonna feel like hell...literally.
Moblit: *whispers back* I feel scared no-
Hanji: CMON LETS GET THIS STARTED
*three hours later...*
Levi: this dare's not gonna end up well. Moblit's gonna get killed in there.
Hanji: don't worry! Moblit had three years of titan training, what could go wrong?
Levi: everyone had three years of military training. THe problem is he's part of the Garrison regiment, I don't think he's killed a Titan in a while.
Hanji: ... Oh shoot
Moblit: *breathes heavily* no flame Titans ma'am. just...a really high temperature.
Hanji: *jaw drops
Levi: *smirks* hehehe...
Moblit: I'm gonna...take a 6 hour bath now...ice...cold...water...
*leaves
Levi: right again...
Hanji: *slaps Levi* shut up. Now let's continue gazing at the sky
Levi: Tch, whatever...
Hanji: hey, Levi. Did you know there are rumors that the stars are shining Titans floating in the air?
Levi: I'd like to see you prove that.
Hanji: Grr...ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME!??
Levi: *smirks* huehue...what does it look like?
Hanji: ... BRING IT ON
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SNK shorts
FanficThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
