A/N: dun worry I'm not offending anyone here, i just ran out of ideas so this was all I got. I'll try finding other pictures that'll fit this fanfic, so again, I'm not offending anyone.
*At the dining table...*
Sasha: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM mm that's good, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
The rest: ...
Armin: don't eat too much, you might vomit during our fight against the lasagna titan.
Sasha: so? I ate more when the Colossal titan appeared and I didn't vomit, in fact some of Titans did
Hanji: Wow, how are you doing that?
Sasha: *eats casserole* doing what?
Hanji: you eat more than one dining table of food every day, and still, ur not full, ur not fat, and you're not vomiting.
Sasha: oh I've been like this ever since I knew what food was
Armin: Jean ate less food than you did during his childhood, an he turned fat.
Jean: EXCUSE MEH!?!
Armin: and you can eat a whole human sized gingerbread house, and still, nothing.
Sasha: actually I can eat a galaxy, ( I know I've tried) and I didn't feel a thing.
Petra: o-o how are you doing this?
Sasha: no idea, well I guess I ate the whole dining table and stole all ur food, so I'm going to bed...
Mikasa: okay...wait WHAT?!?! *checks plate* UHHH AGAIN!?! *facepalms
*in da morning...*
Sasha: *eating a hot pocket
Hanji: Hey,Sasha
Sasha: oh hey, senpai noticed me
Hanji: wu- anyways, do you mind going with me to the lab
Sasha: why are you too scared to go cause you think the "science murderer" is in there?
Hanji: no, I've checked 300 times this week, nothing. I just need to experiment on you
Sasha: why-
Hanji: *grabs arm
*at the lab...*
Sasha: you know I thought you would give me food and see what I was gonna do, but I didn't know you would have to scan my DNA and other stuff
Hanji: yeah, because trust me when I say, this is not normal. I need to scan your DNA and do some research about it.
Sasha: this is gonna be a long afternoon...
* 26 hours later...*
Sasha: *snoring
Hanji: wake up
Sasha: Ah! Oh...hi Hanji...so, what kind of complicated,suffering and torturous test are you gonna give me now?
Hanji: nothing I'm just gonna give you a shot
Sasha:like an injectio-
*Hanji injects Sasha*
Sasha: Ahh that hu- actually that didn't hurt at...all *faints
Hanji: now, let's do the real experiment, no chit chat. Just the real thing
*several weeks later...*
Connie: hey Hanji, what happened to...Sasha...WTF did you do to her?!?
Hanji: don't worry, she's not dead. She's just...unconscious, that's all
Connie: why?
Hanji: I was experimenting on her
Connie: She's been experimented on for 5 years, you're not gonna get anything from her. She just has a really weird, yet really amazing problem
Sasha: that's right
Hanji: *sigh
Sasha: at least we found you a new test subject, this titan if only 10 inches tall
Hanji: OMG this is perfect
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SNK shorts
ФанфикThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
