Levi's goodnight selfie

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*At Levi's room...*

Eren: *opens door* corporal, we ran out of...cleaning wax...you're naked...why?

Levi: I'm changing, yeesh can't you give some privacy?

Eren: oh...I'll just get the cleaning wax *grabs cleaning wax* and...I'll be on my way now...*gets out of the room*

Levi: finally,some alone time...*puts on pajamas* titan pajamas, perfect. All I need now is my titan pajama hat *puts on hat* ahh...

*phone rings all of a sudden...*

Levi: Uhh...what kind of dumb person would interrupt a good night sleep this late at night...like...*checks watch* oh...it's not that late though...its 9:00pm but still...

*phone continues ringing*

Levi: oh fine I'll answer it

*phone call...*

Erwin:Levi

Levi: Erwin...UHH...what is it?

Erwin: can you think of any good motto for meh?

Levi: Wha- UHHH...oh I got one...Erwin, he's got that eyebrow game

Erwin: 😶 *sigh* close enough

Levi: what do you need that for?

Erwin: oh,it's for the goodnight selfie. It's all the rage now. You should try it.

Levi: fine, eyebrow brat. *hangs up

*end of phone call*

Levi:okay, got my PJs ready, *sets phone to camera* now, for my pose...Eh, it's just a selfie, I'll do a simple one. *points right index finger.* now, *clicks button then goes to facebook* let's post this thing *posts picture* done

*the next day...*

Levi: okay, let's check how this thing went out. *checks post* oh...100090 likes already? Let's see who liked this shiz *checks likes* wow, everyone in trost liked the pic, even the dead people, like Petra, even though she's no longer dead...never mind.

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