Eren: guys I wanna go to tea land!!!
Erwin: there's only one way to get to tea world,the magical teacup...
Mikasa:how many people can we bring to tea world?
Erwin: just enough people...
* a few minutes later,at tea world...*
Hanji: TEA WORLD!!!
Sasha: SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD *starts eating* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Connie: HAY SAVE SOEM FUR MEH
Mikasa:If this is tea land,where's the tea?
Erwin:OBER DER
Mikasa:TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA * runs to giant teacup
*10 hours later...*
Eren:HALP IM TRAPPED IN A PANCAKE!!! SAVE MEH!!!
Armin:EREN!!! DONT WORRY,I CALLED BACKUP!!! MIKASA,EREN'S TRAPPED INA GIANT PANCAKE,CALL THE ARMY!!!
Mikasa: WHAT?!?! EREN!!! DONT WORRY WE'LL FIND A WAY TO SAVE YOU!!!
Armin:MIKASA,CALL THE ARMY!!!
Mikasa: what's the army gonna do about this?
Armin:I read a book on how to get a guy out if a giant pancake,it's our only way
Mikasa: how can there be an army in here?
Armin: look over there
Mikasa: AN ARMY!!!
Armin:here,I'll call them,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Mikasa: that's not how you call an ar-
Armin: ONE OF THEM NOTICED US!! SIR WE NEED YOUR HELP GETTING MY FRIEND OUT OF THIS PANCAKE!!!
Army guy:sorry kid,but we have to fight a berry monster and save a marshmallow princess,but call someone else,they might know *leaves
Mikasa:Dammit,we need to get him atta there
Armin: I'll try pulling him out
Eren:HEEEELP MEEEEE
*meanwhile...at the left corner*
Reiner: why did my hair suddenly turn gray?
Bertholdt:ha ur turning old
Reiner:Haha very funny
Bertholdt: *smirks
Reiner:where'd the horse go?
Bertholdt:Umm...he's drowning in cucumber water
Reiner:Oh...wait what?!?!
Jean: BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB
Bertholdt: don't worry,I speak fish. He said "help!!! Use the stick and help me up, this is so sour"
Reiner: this stick?
Bertholdt: yeah,now let's get him atta there!
*meanwhile,at the upper right corner...*
Levi: I'm hanging beside a fork
Erwin: Nobody cares
Levi: I know,it's just tha-
Hanji:TEEEEEEEEEAAAA WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURLD!!!!!
Levi: what's wrong with her?
Erwin: Sugar rush,she ate too much pop rocks
Levi: oh...potato girl must be upset
Erwin: she is...
*at the lower right corner...*
Sasha: NOM NOM NOM sooo much ice cream
Connie: I want chocolate!!!
Sasha: hehehe...
Connie:where are the pop rocks
Sasha:Commander Hanji ate all of em
Connie:that's sad
Sasha:Yup
Connie: what are they doing?
Sasha:what? Christa and Ymir? They're just talking about...actually I dunno what they're DOIND
Connie:eh,okay
*after they get back to HQ...*
Connie:THAT WAS AMAZING
Hanji: I brought home soo much pop rocks
Sasha:GIMMEEEEEEEEE
Hanji:fine,you can have half,I need to use the other half for an experiment
Sasha:Okay.p,YEEEEEEYY
Mikasa:I brought home some of that tea,and I'm gonna go to my room now,night peeps *goes to her room
Eren:That was a weird experience,wasn't it?
Armin: Yeah...
Eren:we should do that again...
Armin: hehe
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
