Mina: YEY! THEY PUT BALONEY IN HERE
Sasha: ME...WANT....BALONEY...*eyes turn red, steals Connie's baloney
Connie: AAHHH...MY BALONEY
Eren: *eats...* guys, have ya seen Jean? He's bringing us hot pockets...
Sasha: HOT POCKETS
Mina: I dunno, he said he'd be here in 10 minutes, it's already half an hour and he's still not here...
*jean arrives with a wet shirt and 5 chicken burritos*
Jean: guys, I got it...
Sasha: WHERES THE HOT POCKETS
Jean: rei-Reiner...he...s-slapped the hot pockets to the t-toilet...and SH-Shardis pissed on them...they ran out of hot pockets...so I j-just bought burritos
Sasha: oh...Uhh...
*everyone looks at Sasha suspiciously...*
Sasha: FINE, I BOUGHT ALL THE HOT POCKETS AND BROUGHT THEM TO MY SECRET KITCHEN
Jean: WHAT DA FAQ SASHA WE NEEDED THOSE FFFFFFFUQING HOT POCKETS ... NOW WE HAVE TO EAT THESE FLAPPY, SOGGY CHICKEN BURRITOS
Sasha: CAN WE JUST GO THERE AND EAT HOT POCKETS!?!
Jean: SURE, IS THAT OKAY WITH THE OTHERS!?!
Eren: Uhh...sure...?
Jean: okay, let's go
Connie: you just wasted your voice, Jean
Jean: so? It's not like it's gonna cra- *voice cracks
Connie: your voice craps?
Jean: no it-
Connie: why are you whispering?
Jean: not...my voice just cracked from all the shouting- *voice cracks
Connie: Eh...
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
