Petra: g-guys...i have news
Mikasa: girl,boy,or titan?
Levi: hey! Hey! She's not having "that" yet, okay?
Petra: yeah,wait yet? Anyways, I got this message from Google, you guys are getting nicknames.
Connie: NICKNAMES!?! I HOPE MINE'S IS BADASS
Petra: Uhh...yeah...let's hope that, anyways since everyone's here let's get started. First, Eren's nickname is urine tiger
Eren: Eh?
Jean: AHAHAHA!!! IN YO FACE
Petra: Mikasa's is cost of actor for men, Armin's is ironman Naruto
Mikasa: Uhh...
Petra: Sasha's is sexy up brad, don't ask. Annie's is yahoo Indian hard, connie's is honey burger, Reiner's is retainer bran time
Sasha: huh?
Connie: not badass, NOT BADASS
Reiner: Uhh...
Petra: Levi's is do u fry, Jean's is dream piercing, Bertholdt's is toll free number, and Marco's is cowboy hot.
Eren: so, you still think mine's was worse?
Jean: shut up *slaps Eren teasingly* well I'm not gonna lie, Marco's nickname does make sense, I mean, I'm a horse and he's the cowboy, and he's hot and all...
Marco: *blushes* Uhh...
Jean: *facepalms* why'd I say that out loud?
Petra: Christa's is crust of lambs, Ymir's is inner ear, Mina's is man up hairline, Thomas' is toon ass wiener, and commander Pixis's is duck pizzas
Christa: crust of lambs?
Eren: Eh? Are these nicknames really necessary?
Petra: I dunno, ask google
Armin: I really don't feel comfortable with ironman Naruto
Connie: honey burger? Are you f*cking kidding here?
Mikasa: I don't even get why I'm the cost of actor for men
Eren: urine tiger is just...
Petra: *sigh
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
