Warning: racism
Mikasa: that was a good titan kill,now it's time to eat!
Levi: *sniff* what's that smell?
Mikasa: *sniff oh it's mah scarf, a Titan vomited and the vomit kind of spilled on my scarf,just a tiny bit.
Levi: *sigh no one's eating until that scarf is clean
Jean: I'll clean it
Mikasa: Eh, you sure?
Jean: yeah yeah now gimme the scarf *grabs scarf
*in the bathroom...*
Jean: *in his mind Jean, you can do this. This is Mikasa's scarf you're dealing with, you have to make the moment worth it
*Jean gets a basin full of ink*
*half an hour later...*
Mikasa: Jean, you done yet?
Jean: yup,all done
Mikasa: w-why is it black?
Jean: what? Oh...I must've washed it in black ink...but at least it's clean
Mikasa: FFFFFF *grabs Jean's collar* you are gonna clean this up right now, I don't care if you sweat,suffer, or even bleed. I need this scarf to be red, you have an hour
*leaves
*an hour later...*
Mikasa: done yet? *sees Jean sleeping* sleeping on the job,eh? Well,let's see then *checks scarf* still black. Sir,you're coming with me *grabs Jean's ear
*At Eren's room...*
Mikasa: Eren, I need your help turning this scarf red.
Eren: what happened to it?
Mikasa: mr. Horseface over here cleaned it using the ink basin
Eren: STOOPID HORSE!!!
Mikasa: so,do you know what to do with it?
Eren: *talks sarcastically oh yeah, totally *grabs scarf* oh,it's still wet *smirks
*a few minutes later...*
Sasha: Jean, WTF happened to ur face?
Connie: ur black
Levi: Bald man, ur being racist
Connie: says the chink
Levi: now ur just being racist to Asians, go clean my Windex
Connie: Y-yes sir...wait WINDEX?!?!
Levi: what? It's filthy, now clean it
Connie: yes sir
Hanji: seriously,what happened to ur face?
Jean: what's wrong with mah bootiful face?
Hanji: see for yourself *gives Jean a mirror
Jean: AAAHHHH!!!! REINER GET THE HOSE!!!
Armin: what's wrong with him?
Levi: blackhorseface
Armin: it's weird, I got all that for some reason. Sorry I missed it, I was just eating lunch.
Sasha: LUNCH!?!! WHATS ON DA MENU!?!?
Armin: Baked potato
Sasha: YUSS
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
