Levi: what's for lunch?
Eren: Umm...spicy wings
Levi: -__- *grabs 2 wings and eats them*
Jean: *arrives* hey, I just got he- oh...Eren's here...
Eren: *whispers at Jean's ear OTP OTP OTP OTP
Jean: are you gonna do this all day?
*a giant fart suddenly happens*
Connie: what was that?
Sasha: don't pretend that wasn't you
Connie: it wasn't, I swear
Sasha: *sniffs at Connie* nope,wasn't you.
Levi: *sniff* oh...excuse me...*rushes to his room
*at Levi's room...*
Levi: dammit! I didn't fart, I actually took a sh*t back there. Hmm...
*Levi grabs cleaning spray*
Levi: hehe...no one will EVER know...
*a few minutes later...*
Levi: Eh, the stain's still there. No matter, I'll clean this after lunch *places pants and underwear in the bed* Right now I have to wash these filthy hands of mine...and change,too...
*back at the dining table...*
Eren: Umm...Corporal? Why are you wearing shorts?
Levi: what's wrong with it?
Jean: no, nothing's wrong with it, relly. It's just...you were wearing white pants a while ago and...
Levi: I changed it, this was the only pair that was clean. I had to replace it cause... white pants get "filthy" easily
Eren: oh...
Jean: that's smart, but really? Shorts were the only ones that cleaned quicker than the others.
Levi: cause, Erwin uses most of my pants to dry wet horses.
Jean: oh, those were your pants?
Levi: yup, now let's just get this over with and ea-
Petra: Captain, can I borrow a mop?
Levi: oh...*grabs broom* here
Petra:thanks *leaves
Levi: what did she need that for?
Eren: don't you remember,sir? You assigned me to clean your room, but then she volunteered to do it instead.
Levi: SH*T *runs away
*at Levi's bedroom...*
Levi: *breaks door down
Petra: C-Captain...what's this?
Levi: *blushes* Uhh...I...uhh..
Petra: don't worry, your secret's safe with me. Right now I have to get these things washed, and...this door fixed...I'll call the army, now...
Levi: I'll come with you...now let's go...*mind speaking Dammit,Levi. You blew it today...BLEW IT...
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
