Hanji: Guys, I got good news.
Mikasa: *gasp* girl or boy?
Hanji: not that kind of "news". After a couple of tests, I finally managed to turn Jean into what he really is, a unicorn
Jean: NEIGH
Marco: ER MIH GIB ITS A JEANICORN. *hops on jean* aww...yiss!
Armin: you even made him have blonde hair and a green horn. But still, it's not bad
Mikasa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he's so fat
Marco: hey dun judge the jeanicorn. *whispers to Jean* don't listen to her, you're amazing
Hanji: he can even do magic. Floating spells, flying spells, a spell that can make himself and the rider dance on a rainbow...
Marco: IM TRYING THAT!!! CMON, JEAN! LETS GO!!!
*Jean starts farting a rainbow,leading him and Marco into the skies*
Hanji: Oh, shoot. I have a meeting in about five minutes. Gotta go!
*During lunch...*
Sasha: YEY! Potato salad for lunch! And this was from last time...*grabs potato salad
*jeanicorn comes out of nowhere and eats all of Sasha's potato salad*
Sasha: hey! Mikasa, how'd a horse get in trost?
Mikasa: that's Jean, Hanji turned him into a jeanicorn.
Sasha: but he ate all the salad! And I thought he hated vegetables
Mikasa: he needs to be in a real horse pen. I can't believe Erwin's still considering him to be a "scout"
Sasha: yeah, YA know we never had a conversation like this before...I think I should get going
Mikasa: yup
*a few minutes later...*
PINK FURRY JEANICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS PINK FURRY JEANICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS PINK FURRY JEANICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS
PINK FURRY JEANICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS PINK FURRY JEANICORNS DANCING ON (closes up to Horseface) DANCING ON RAINBOWS
Marco: WOHOO
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
