Gay!?!

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Dedication: @Ackermanlet

Erwin: Levi's gay, Petra

Petra: no he ain't

Erwin: here look at his picture.

Petra: that doesn't fix anything u Baka

Hange: actually he is.

Petra: why the hell does everyone ship EreRi?

Mikasa: hey I don't ship it too.

Petra: oh finally my people.

Erwin: it's not that, it's just...

Petra and Mikasa: Just?

Erwin: he's gay.

Petra: got any proof?

Erwin: Isayama.

Mikasa: oh shoot we're in big trouble.

Petra: yeah...

Levi: what's going on here?

Mikasa: AGH! GAY!!!

Levi: eh?

Petra: ... *runs away

Mikasa: *follows Petra

Levi: Erwin, did you show them how your eyebrows move again?

Erwin: no, something else....

Levi: and what is that "something else" ?

Erwin: why would I tell you?

Levi: because I'll hit you with a piano if you don't.

Erwin: okay. I dare you to.

Levi: ... Never mind it's too heavy

Erwin: in your face,

Levi: what's in my face?

Hange: this *throws a potato at his face.

Levi: *sigh

Hange: let's go, Erwin

Erwin: okay

*they both walk away before Levi realizes*

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