Dedication: @Ackermanlet
Erwin: Levi's gay, Petra
Petra: no he ain't
Erwin: here look at his picture.
Petra: that doesn't fix anything u Baka
Hange: actually he is.
Petra: why the hell does everyone ship EreRi?
Mikasa: hey I don't ship it too.
Petra: oh finally my people.
Erwin: it's not that, it's just...
Petra and Mikasa: Just?
Erwin: he's gay.
Petra: got any proof?
Erwin: Isayama.
Mikasa: oh shoot we're in big trouble.
Petra: yeah...
Levi: what's going on here?
Mikasa: AGH! GAY!!!
Levi: eh?
Petra: ... *runs away
Mikasa: *follows Petra
Levi: Erwin, did you show them how your eyebrows move again?
Erwin: no, something else....
Levi: and what is that "something else" ?
Erwin: why would I tell you?
Levi: because I'll hit you with a piano if you don't.
Erwin: okay. I dare you to.
Levi: ... Never mind it's too heavy
Erwin: in your face,
Levi: what's in my face?
Hange: this *throws a potato at his face.
Levi: *sigh
Hange: let's go, Erwin
Erwin: okay
*they both walk away before Levi realizes*
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FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...