~This happened during training, if you get confused...~
Armin: commander Shardis, are you sure I have to eat this watermelon?
Shardis: YES BECAUSE THATS ALL YOU CAN EAT TODAY, AND PLUS MY MOMMY GAVE ME THAT AS A PRESENT FOR CHRISTMAS. I CRIED CAUSE FIRST OF ALL, I DONT LIKE GETTING WATERMELONS FOR CHRISTMAS...
Armin: sir...
Shardis: SECOND, THEY HAVE 15 SEEDS INSTEAD OF 14...
Armin: sir...
Shardis: AND THIRD, I DONT HAVE A BLENDER. THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN EAT A WATERMELON. MY DADDY THREW MINE BECAUSE HE HATES THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO FABULOUS HAIR, AND GUESS WHERE HE IS NOW? OVER THERE
Armin: the cemetery?
Shardis: NO, HES IN THE ANACONDA CLUB
Armin: oh...
Shardis: NOW EAT THAT WATERMELON OR NO SHAWARMA FOR A MONTH *slams door like a boss
Armin: well, got a really dangerous weapon to use for eating this half...a spoon...well, time to eat it...
Eren: ARMIN, BUTTON THE TOP OF UR SHIRT, WILL YA!?!
Armin: Eren? What are you doing here? And Mikasa, why is your scarf white?
Mikasa: this stupid watermelon sucked out all the red from my scarf..oh and Sasha's here too
Sasha: hai....this is one big watermelon...
Shardis: *opens the door slowly, in some dramatic way* oh, and did I tell you there were tiny people in i- oh...yeah you noticed *slams the door and screams like a little girl
Armin: ....ya think?
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...