Mikasa:*sleeping
*Jean blows the horn*
Mikasa:AHH...*grabs sword and points it at Jean's neck* what the heck was that???
Jean:today's picture day,it's that one time every 6 years when all the dead people come back to life and-
Mikasa:what do you mean? The Levi squad came back to life weeks ago because of Hanji's formu-
Jean:not all of the dead people came back to life back then,this is the time when all our friends come back to life,including Marco...
Mikasa: *smirks* you're gonna take a picture next to him,aren't you?
Jean:*blushes* well...yeah...but it's only cause we're best friends,nothing more,nothing less...
Mikasa:hehe...who else is coming?
Jean:umm...
*Eren breaks Mikasa's door*
Eren:Mikasa!!! When's the picture taking thing?
Mikasa:today
Eren:Oh,Jean you're here. You must've blown the horn
Jean:Yeah,she nearly killed me just cause of that so...
Eren:so what were you guys talking about?
Mikasa: i was saying, who else is coming?
Jean:hmm...let me see...the stationary guard peeps are coming,mike,Hanji and Erwin, the Levi squad, Annie,Bertholdt,Reiner,Mina,Ymir,Christa,Marco...Connie, Sasha, Armin, You, Eren, and Eren's parents...
Eren:Wait...MY PARENTS?!!?
Jean:Yeah...pretty much...now we got no time for this, we have to get prepared
Eren:he has a point,let's go
*at the place where the picture's about to be taken...*
Eren:MOMMY,DADDY!!!
Carla:Eren!
Eren:I didn't know you we're gonna be here!
Carla:well we never miss picture taking so of course we'll be here!
Jean:Marco? Marco,where are you?
Marco:JEAN!!!
Jean:MY FRECKLED JESUS!!!
Marco:what?
Jean: n-nothing...let's...let's just prepare...*blushes
Marco:Alright
*a few minutes later...*
Shardis:Alright, are you all in your positions,soldiers!?!?
Levi:Shardis...what are you doing here?
Shardis:I'LL LET YOU KNOW MIDGET IM THE CAMERA MAN, I GOT THIS FROM MY TOILET,SO DONT BOTHER TOUCHING MAH BAE
Petra:Your wha-
Shardis:I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!! NOW,IM JUST GONNA MAKE A FEW ADJUSTMENTS HERE,SO DONT EVEN BOTHER COMPLAINING IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!!!
*after the adjustments*
Eren:Shardis,do I really have to do this?
Levi:I agree,it's like he's helping me walk,I don't have a broken leg.and if I did,I wouldn't need anyone to help me or anythi-
Shardis:I SAID DONT COMPLAIN!!!
Armin:My pose is fine, didn't expect this but it's fine.
Sasha:I love mine,I get to eat sammiches!!!
Shardis:SHUT UP,EVERYONE!!! ITS TIME FOR THE PICTURE,NOW...SAY NIGGAS!!!
All:NIGGAS!!! Wait...what?
*Shardis takes the picture*
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SNK shorts
FanfictionThis story just contains several Attack on titan shorts made just for fun,there are no lines here that relate to the real Shingeki no kyojin, this was only made for the entertainment of you peeps. I am not offending the show or the people who made i...
