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(Y/N): *Holding out money*
Canada: *Excitedly trots forward to take the money*
(Y/N): "What's the money for? DrUgS?!"
Canada: *Startled* "No, it's for ice-cream..! To buy."
(Y/N): "Okay!"
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Russia: *Licking ice-cream* "Y'know, my dad has a gold tooth."
Ohio: "My dad has diabetes."
Soviet: *Sniggering*
America: #Shook
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Philippines: "Hey, can we go outside?"
(Y/N): "NO."
Philippines: "Why not?"
(Y/N): "ThE sUn Is A dEaDLy LaZer."
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Greece: "THIS IS-"
Hungary: "-McDonields."
America: *Burps loudly*
(Y/N): *Whispering* "What the fuck..?"
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Belarus: "Y'all other girls nasty. I don't twerk, I do my homework, now lemme get back to it."
Russia: "Preach!!"
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(Y/N): *Takes long drag from vape since her friends dared her to*
America: "Wow."
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(Y/N): "Sabra gives you ALL your daily nutrients! Like zero grams of fat and OMG cholesterol!"
America, Germany and Russia: *Is in confusion*
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Lmao, I need a life
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RomansaThis is not Hetalia. Anyways, I'll be writing mediocre oneshots about you and countries. This is from my soon to be unused account, C0nstellati0ns109. So, I did NOT steal these writings.
