Watashi, Dokidoki Renai Kakumei de Onii-chan Yattemasu

The Cultural Festival and the Butler and the Café [4]

"Welcome to the sto-, ... I mean, welcome home, m'Lady."

　The first Sunday of October. It's the opening day of Izumino School's cultural festival.
　I'm acting as a butler in the classroom of Year 2 Class A. I wanted to work in the back and wait on customers as little as possible but I was dragged out to be a waiter due to the lack of manpower. The face muscles I don't usually use are screaming. I forcibly raise the trembling corner of my mouth and make a smile to the best of my ability.

"I-isn't that butler refreshing and cool?"
"You're right. He's cool. But I prefer the blond butler over there."
"Uwah, I agree. There are a lot of cool people, aren't there~"

　Even though I'm guiding them around, the 2 ladies are only looking at Kaname and Soutarou. By the way, Prince's taking a break and isn't here now. Letting Prince take a break first is so that he can be placed in again when our sales go down in the latter half. A so-called strategy of Hasumi's.
　Sorry that a normie like me is here! Although I no longer feel things like jealousy towards the 3 popular guys, I can't hide a slight vexation.

　Perhaps it's the effect of the poster of Prince and Mitsuki that we designed, our Maid&Butler Café has been a hectic maid success, so much that the queue extends even outside the room. At one point, the 30-minute waiting time grew to an hour and it became a dire situation in a high school cultural festival. However, once it reached about 1pm, the customers lessened and we were able to take turns to rest.

"Bunny-chan, your master is back~"

"Ugeh, president."

"Where's my 'Welcome back, Master'~?"

　With a "Student Council" band on his arm, the student council president Narahashi Junya, accompanied by the vice-president Takayanagi Yasuchika who's holding some notebook, enters the room.
　Above Junya's uniform that's worn in a way one can't tell whether he's wearing it or not, he has the usual shocking pink jacket with rabbit ears. With his languid way of speaking and moving, he places an arm around my shoulder. My right hand that attempted to sweep that arm away gets caught and it's being held ever so tightly.

"Please leave, Master."

　The girls get excited at the appearance of Junya, who'd fit in the group of popular guys.
　As though he's used to it, Junya waves at the squealing girls. It's kind of annoying, transcendently. I'm convinced if Prince, Kaname or Soutarou get squealed at but I completely don't understand why Junya's popular.

"There's no way I'm leaving~. We came here for work. Right, Chika-san?"

"Although the work part is just as you say, please stop causing Sakurai trouble."

"Work?"

　It's unthinkable that such a happy-go-lucky Student Council president would do work outside of teasing people.
　I must have unconsciously appeared rather suspicious, for Takayanagi gives a throaty laugh.

"To ensure that there hasn't been any problematic behaviour, we, as the Student Council, have been making rounds."

　I see. Although I now understand why Junya and Takayanagi has come to over class, isn't our family's Student Council president the one most likely to cause problems?
　Junya casually and pushily draws closer.

"That's why, Bunny-chan, let's go round the Cultural Festival together~?"

"Nah, you have work, right?"

"It's fine because we came to Bunny-chan's place last."

　There's nothing more troublesome than going round the Cultural Festival with Junya. Unnecessarily entangling me with all his 'Bunny-chan', 'Bunny-chan', there's no doubt he's aiming for things like kissing or sex. That's the kind of guy he is.
　Had I nonchalantly followed him, "I'm someone who's totally fine with gobbling up even heterosexuals, y'know," it will unmistakably turn into a situation like that.