(A/N: You judge the art in this chapter, I'll break your face uwu)
Out of the green mist emerged four figures: Purple spinel, Red spinel, Green spinel, and the one that you weren't looking forward to the most, Oops.
You and Steven rushed out of the house, standing on the porch in shock. All four of them were holding their spears, not playing any games this time.
Spinel was holding a new double sided scythe, ready to kick ass again.
"Nice to see you," Oops sang. "Goodbye."
She leapt and swung her spear, Spinel just barely dodging. "Wait!" You cried, running into battle. "Y/N, get back up there!" Garnet yelled, clearly meaning business.
"No!" You yelled, protecting Spinel.
She scooped you up into her arms and went to put you back. But Oops slapped her hands away, quickly grabbing hold of you and dragging you back over there.
"Aww, she shouldn't have to go! She can play along," She said with a grin, holding you up high in the air over the ocean.
"Y/N!" Everyone yelled. You were filled with fear.
"Let's play seek and find~" She taunted, launching you deep down into the ocean.
You let out an ear piercing scream as your insides jumped two feet up in the air. You quickly took a large breath as you felt the cold, salty water come into contact with your skin.
You struggled and kicked in Oops' hold, desperate not to die again.
Then, you bit her arm. She released her hold, and you began to frantically swim up to the surface in the other direction.
Her arm stretched in all directions, almost as if it was looking for you.
Then, just when you felt like you were about to fade away, you felt Steven's jacket on your skin. He had dove right in and saved your life again!
He brought you up to the surface of the water, and performed hardcore CPR. No mouth-to-mouth, though, thank god.
You took a deep breath, and sighed as you saw Steven's worried expression.
"You're okay! You almost died again!" He said, halfheartedly chuckling at the end. You halfheartedly chuckled too, until you saw what was going on.
It was a major fight. Punches were thrown, people were stabbed...
And Spinel was in a direct faceoff against Oops.
You struggled out of Steven's arms, swimming quickly towards the shore. He didn't protest, he pushed you gently along so you could go faster.
He seemed to be understanding that your slinky was more important to you than anything.
Then, once you got back onto the sand, you ran at Oops, and clocked her on the head with a huge rock.
She cried out in pain, then fell to the ground, clutching her head. Spinel charged at her, ready to attack.
But Oops quickly got up, and grabbed you by your neck, tossing you at the house. You harshly hit the wooden wall, slipping down with a skid.
"I'm gonna tear you a new asshole by the time I'm done with you!" Spinel yelled through her teeth, tackling Oops onto the ground.
It was another tangle of arms and legs. "Ugh! Purple, the rejuvenator!" Oops cried angrily.
Purple spinel grabbed a little green stub, pressed a button, and it turned into a scythe! She grinned and ran at the two, suddenly stopping in her tracks.
A bead of sweat ran down her forehead.
This was going to be hard to complete, because the two were fighting in such an intense fashion that it was hard to hit Spinel instead of Oops.
"Just do it already!" Oops yelled. Then, Purple gave a determined expression, swung, and...
Sliced Oops through the middle.
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All three spinels gasped. Oops looked absolutely pissed.
"Watch it, you stupid bloke! Watch where you're—"
Then, she looked down at her midsection, and saw the huge gash. Her eyes widened, and she gave a petrified expression. "Oh, shit."
She exploded into a yellow puff of smoke. Red, Purple, and Green stared like they had just been sliced themselves.
Then, Green fainted into Red's arms. "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! She's gonna kill us!" Purple screamed.
"What do we do?!" Red wailed. "I don't know, this is a fucking disaster!" Purple cried.
Then, Spinel lunged at them, inflating her fist. Purple grabbed her fist and stopped it. "Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait, stop!" She yelled.
Everybody stared at each other. She sighed. "Look, I don't have time for this, and you don't have time for this, so truce."
Nobody didn't have a shook expression. That woke Green up. "Purple!" She cried. "Truce. We're leaving." Purple said, grabbing her by the hand and dragging her back into the ship. Red just stood there in place.
"Guess we'll...catch you guys on the flip side?" She giggled nervously, following after Purple.
The ship's hatch closed, and the three of them ditched Oops.
All of you stared at each other.
"What do we do now?" You asked. Garnet bent down, and picked up Oops' gem.
