I was feeling extremely petty today, so I went around to all my neighbors and explained my situation, for the most part, they were happy to help me with this little project, so I called them knucklehead's moms and let them know what I was doing just so there wasn't any confusion and they were on board as well. Fredo, Lil Quez, and Man-Man had a simple task rake up all my leaves and they could go.... sounds easy enough but I went around and collected all the leaves from my neighborhood as well as the neighborhood next to mine and decided to play a little game with their thieving asses. They started in the backyard and once they were done they moved to the front, however as soon as they started on the front I dumped all the leaves back in the backyard. On and on it went all day, sure it childish and extremely petty but I still think they were getting off easy considering what they did; they bitched and moaned, threatened to leave, Fredo even walked off but after a short phone call to his mom his ass was right back out there with the rest of them picking up leaves until Elijah told me to let them go.
"Are we done?" The little dude Fredo asked and I still, I was just getting started with these little fuckers, I pulled out my phone and did some quick math subtracting how much they would've gotten paid from the total of all the shyt they stole from my house.
"Yeah, y'all are done for the day but I'm might have some more work for y'all in a few days so make sure y'all phones are charged and y'all get plenty of rest." I said smiling as the walked off bitchin and moaning. "Ayy remember that time we......" I said turning to Elijah who smiled, he knew exactly what I was talking about.
"That time in the leaves..... we're both childish as fuck." Elijah said laughing when we first got this house we made a big ass pile of leaves and started playing in them like some little ass kids, eventually our childish play turned into adult play and we ended up..... "What else do you have planned for them?" He asked curiously and I shrugged, I hadn't thought that far ahead yet but I had a few days to think about it.
"So what's for dinner?" I asked rubbing my stomach and Elijah looked at me, rolled his eyes, and walked back into the house. "Don't act like that Elijah, it's your day to cook since I cooked yesterday." I said walking after him and he turned to me and pointed to the couch, DJ was knocked out holding De'Vaughn so I knew I had to be quiet.
"Actually it's De'Veon's turned to cook and since he isn't here it falls to his closing relative, which would be you.... besides I have a lot of work I need to get done, plus I gotta call Terico." Elijah said and I winced, what happened to Terico was.... foul to say the least and what makes it even worse was that what happened came from his own mom.
"How's he uhh.... how's he holding up?" I asked really feeling for the dude; not only had their mom sold Terico's nudes to a bunch of blogs, she photoshopped them to make it seem like he had a micropenis.... how she got his nudes, I'm not sure but she threatened him and when he didn't give her any money they were all over Twitter and y'all know how ruthless Twitter can be.
"He's handling it as well as you can in that situation.... but I wanna check on him and make sure he isn't planning on doing something stupid like showing his dick 'by accident' to prove them pictures were fake. You know my brother is very body conscience and those pics were a blow to his ego, I wouldn't pay them any mind because he has bigger things to worry about like his pregnant wife." Elijah said shaking his head.
"Look like we both got fucked up family members; your mom leaking your brother's nudes and throwing a brick through your window. My parents constantly calling even though I told them that until they could accept our relationship I didn't want anything to do with them... not to mention Diante's dumb ass." I said not even wanting to go down that rabbit hole.
"Yeah so what are you cooking because I'm hungry." Elijah said smiling. We had a fridge full of food and the sad thing is I didn't want any of it, after putting them little dudes to work I was exhausted. "Or we can just order something?" Elijah suggested and I nodded. "Okay, so what do you want?" He asked and I knew this was going to cause an unnecessary argument because we had differing taste when it came to takeout.
"Actually I have some business to take care of.... I shouldn't be gone long, order whatever and I should be back before it gets here or right after." I said looking down at my phone and seeing that Big Dawg wanted to talk to me in person. I looked at Elijah and could tell he was suspicious about my activities and I didn't want to give him any reason not to trust me. "It's Big Dawg.... he wants to talk." I said and Elijah shook his head and walked off, great another thing I was going to have to deal with when I got home.
Riding through the city gave me time to think.... mostly about Elijah, he was thinking about turning down a job to stay here with me, once again he was sacrificing himself for us and I couldn't think of the last time I did something like that for him. I was in love with my hometown, to me there was no place like Columbus, this is where I wanted to raise our kids.... but I hadn't given Memphis a chance, maybe I should at least go down there with Elijah and check it out, who knows maybe I'll love it.
"Damn you got here faster than I thought you would?" Big Dawg said opening the door wearing nothing but a bathrobe, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I didn't see his dick because I did and to whomever, he was fuckin, they had my prayers. "Come in we have a lot to discuss." Big Dawg said letting me into his house. The old me would've loved this place, sexy ass dudes walking around wearing almost nothing to absolutely nothing, all of them have ass for days and just being here made me want to go home to Elijah.
"Uhh so what was so important that you had to pull me away from my family? Normally I wouldn't even bother responding to your text but I figured it was about Samson and since I agreed to show him around I guess I should keep my word." I said but Big Dawg waved me off.
"I'm not worried about Sammy, he's good with that dude Jaire.... I gotta say my son has great taste, just like his dad..... which is why I called you here. Since you're no longer showing Samson around our deal isn't complete." Big Dawg said staring at me and I rolled my eyes and thought 'here we go'. "Don't worry this is an easy task.... much easier than what I have Emmanuel and Luka doing, I just need some information.... there's this dude and I can't seem to get him off my mind, I ran into him at Black's Barbershop and I swear he just like..... he was so damn fine, I just need you to find out who he is and we'll be finished."
"Damn what is this high school? Let me guess, you want me to pass him a note that says 'do you like me, check yes or no'?" I asked sarcastically and Big Dawg shook his head and laughed.
"Nah I just need you to find out a little bit about him; name, relationship status, is he even gay..... not that it matters because one day with me is all it takes." Big Dawg said confidently and I thought about it for a second, compared to babysitting Samson this was pretty easy. "Do this for me Duron and we're squared." Big Dawg said and I nodded, this should be a breeze. I didn't really know Black like that but he cut DJ's hair from time to time and since it was getting pretty long it gave me a reason to go up there.
"Aight man I'll do it but after this, we have nothing else to discuss.... all that shyt with Genesis is buried and forgotten about." I said and Big Dawg nodded, I figured our conversation was complete and I was about to walk out the room when Big Dawg clapped his hands and two dudes wearing nothing but leather mask and collars walked into his office. I made eye contact with one dude and quickly looked away, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry because being a twin you just knew and I knew that one of the dudes was definitely Diante.
"Ayy Sammy's birthday is coming up and I wanna do something big for him, I really hope you come." Big Dawg said and I don't know whether I agreed or declined, I was just trying to get out of there but I wasn't fast enough and I was left with the sound of my brother begging for Big Dawg's dick. I got back home and I was still shaken by what I had almost just witnessed, I knew Diante was DL, that wasn't a secret but what had my mind racing was.... shyt everything about that whole situation, My brother was really getting fucked by Big Dawg.......
"Duron are you alright you look kinda sick?" Elijah said walking over to me and I nodded.
"Yeah just give me a minute.... I just saw some shyt I never want to see again...... but uhh when's the next time you're going to Memphis? I wanna go with you and maybe look at some houses.... if we decide to move down there." I said and Elijah shrugged, we'd work out the details later, right now all I wanted to do was eat and forget about everything that just happened...................................
