Irondad and Spiderson One-Shots (Requests Open!)

Spiderfrost Crack

Peter Stark-Strange yeeted himself into the Avengers living room. And he yelled:

"I Am Gay, Be Proud Of Me!"

Anthony Stark-Strange and Stephen Strange-Stark did what any rational parent would do, they sobbed with pure joy.

"My son is better than yours!" Tony screamed to no one.

Loki who was also in the room actually tolerated Peter.

"I'm gay too! Wanna get married cause your literally the only person I like except for my mother," Loki said to Peter.

"Sure," Peter replied.

Then they walked into the rainbow of gayness with Tony, Stephen, and Frigga crying while waving at them like people did in the old days when ships left to go somewhere.

Thor came back from a trip to Asgard really confused but also fine with being confused and kissed Bruce because he wanted to.

Bruce yeeted himself out the window on joy.

Don't worry they are getting married next week.

Then Loki and Peter had three kids and lived happily ever after.

The End :)

A/N: This is a perfect example of me being bored. Hope you enjoyed what a crackhead I am :)

-Bai