Irondad and Spiderson One-Shots (Requests Open!)

It's Never A Dull Day At The Avengers Tower

A/N: Peter healed Wade's healing so he doesn't have scars. Don't question fanfiction magic :)

Ships: Spideypool

It was just another day at Avengers tower. Well as normal as can be Clint and Sam were fighting over god knows what, Wanda and Natasha were talking about girl stuff, Tony and Bruce were waiting for Peter to get back from a meeting. Steve was just sitting on the couch and reading a newspaper. 

Peter Parker, now 21 walked out of the elevator in a suit since he had just finished a meeting with the Stark Industries board. In Peter's opinion, they were a bunch of idiots. Tony and Bruce saw Peter walk out and got up to drag him into the lab but they saw a figure wearing all back sneaking up towards Peter.

"Pete, behind you!" Tony shouted getting the attention of the other Avengers. 

With Peter's spider-sense, he already knew someone was behind him so he quickly put the person into a chokehold before anyone could blink. Even Natasha was so surprised at how fast he did that. 

"Wilson," Peter said. 

"Parker," 'Wilson' said back. 

"What are you doing here?" Peter said not letting the person out of the chokehold but loosening his grip so 'Wilson' could talk.

"Well, Darling you weren't home yet so I came to check up on you." 

"Well Honey, I do have a phone so you could have called me so all of this could be avoided." 

"What can I say, I love being dramatic. You of all people should know that Petey-pie."

"Wait what?" Tony exclaimed. 

"Why are you calling each other darling and honey?" Bruce asked. 

 "Avengers, meet my fiance, Wade Wilson," Peter said, letting Wade out of the chokehold. 

"Hi," Wade said with a wave.

"Fiance!?" The Avengers except for Nat and Wanda yelled. 

"Wait how come you aren't surprised?" Clint asked Nat and Wanda.

"I learned not to be surprised when it comes to you people," Nat said. 

"What she said," Wanda said pointing towards Nat. 

"That's fair," Clint said back.

"I expect to be invited to the wedding," Nat said sitting back down. 

"Of course, all of you will. But for now, I have to go home, bye guys!" Peter said, holding Wade's hand while walking out. 

Once Peter was gone, Tony broke the silence. 

"I did not expect that." 

"Things happen," Steve said with a shrug and went back to reading his newspaper. 

"I for one ship it," Sam said. 

"Me too," Everyone else said.