Irondad and Spiderson One-Shots (Requests Open!)

The 'Normal' Boyfriend

Ships: Spideypool

Peter sat with the other Avengers in the living room in Stark Tower watching Disney movies. The Avengers became Peter's family over the past couple of months and he was more than happy about it. Tony had adopted him a couple of months ago and the rest of the Avengers insisted that they become his aunts and uncles. Peter wanted to watch a movie since he was bored which lead them to where they are now watching Beauty and The Beast. But the sound of Peter's phone ringing stopped them from singing "Be Our Guest".

"Who's phone is that?" Clint asked annoyed that his 'amazing' singing skills had to be cut off.

"Mine, sorry guys," Peter answered trying to get his phone out of his pocket.

Once Peter got his phone out he checked the caller and mentally prepared himself.

"Hello?"

"Baby boy! I was starting to think you weren't going to answer!"

"Wade, you do understand that I have a life, right?" Peter answers while the paused movie is long forgotten with everyone focusing on Peter's conversation.

"You might but I don't. I miss you! Life is hard with out making sarcastic remarks to all my jokes. Plus, I want to see you! Don't you miss me?"

"No Wade I don't miss you I literally saw you two hours ago."

"Two hours was a long time ago! Did I mention-"

"Don't you dare finish that fucking sentence. I have have a life Wade I suggest you get one," Peter remarked while the Avengers stared at Peter with wide eyes. Poor Cap was too surprised to even say 'language'.

"I don't know how!"

"Start with getting a job that is not killing people for money. Maybe that would help you to be normal so I can actually say for once I have a normal boyfriend not a Mercenary with a mouth that gets him in trouble."

"You and me both know that isn't going to happen, baby boy."

"I am going to hang up, Wade."

"No don't!"

"Bye, Wade."

"Ugh fine! You are no fun! Don't do anything stupid without me!"

"How can I when you take all the stupid with you."

Peter hung up while rolling his eyes at his boyfriends antics.

"Who the hell was that?!" Clint asked clearly confused.

"Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, aka my boyfriend."

"What!?" Everyone yelled.

"Hold up, you have a boyfriend and I didn't know?" Tony asked.

"Yep, the famous merc with a mouth."

"I herd my name!" Wade said crashing through a window.

"What the fuck, Wade!"

"Language, baby boy!"

"I am officially done with life," Peter said.

"I am surprised you weren't already I mean you are dating Deadpool," Natasha said, clearly amused.

"You and me both," Peter said.

Peter got up to go to his room but failed to do so when a Certain mercenary jumped on top of him making Peter fall to the ground making everyone start laughing.

"Wade get the fuck off me!" Peter said while Tony asked F.R.I.D.A.Y if she recorded this getting a 'Of course I did, boss in response'.

"I hate you, Wade," Peter said when he successfully got the merc off of him.

"No you you don't, baby boy you love me."

"Yes I do!"