Irondad and Spiderson One-Shots (Requests Open!)

Forget You

"So let me get this straight, you, Peter Benjamin Parker, went on Lip Sync Battle and did Singing In The Rain/Umbrella and MJ did 24k Magic and you won," Clint said, with the rest of the Avengers sitting in the living room with him.

"Yep," Peter said.

"Wow Peter I'd pay good money to see that," Tony said.

Pepper then walked into the room confused at what the Avengers were talking about. This was an everyday occurrence.

"What are you talking about?" Pepper asked, even though she was scared to.

"Hey Pep, we were just talking about weird things Peter did. Got any to share with the class?" Tony said.

"I used to teach a glee club," Pepper said.

"Wait. what!?" Peter said.

"Yep."

"Mom is there any videos you can show us?" Peter asked.

"Yeah. Friday pull up the videos, please."

Finn: Dude, what are you doing?

Puck: Kurt got us a substitute, so I'm buttering the floor.

Finn: But sectionals is, like, two weeks from now.

Artie: Hey, Gigantor. We're all gonna swap names, yo!

Rachel: Did I hear something about a substitu-

Puck: Yes! It works!

"That is so a Clint move," Peter said.

Rachel: Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine.

Artie: What da hell?

Holly: Hola, clase. Nothin' says "Bienvenidos" quite like a buttered floor. Let's start with some introductions. My name is Holly Holliday. What's yours? Go!

"Mom, can you always be my substitute?" Peter said.

"I can't, your dad always has me busy with stuff he doesn't want to do," Pepper said.

"Hey!"

Puck: I'm Finn Hudson. I'm quarterback of the football team.

Santana: I'm Rachel Berry- his loud, loud girlfriend.

Brittany: I'm Mike Chang.

"Uh, what?" Everyone said.

Holly: Those aren't your names. You know why I know that?

Brittany: You're psychic?

"Is she okay?" Tony said.

Holly: I know this because I recently watched a video of you guys performing at regionals... where you came in last. Maybe it's because the songs were about 30 years old, but-

"Always prepared, some things never change," Tony said.

Finn: Those songs are classics.

Holly: Those songs are amazing. But they sounded like somebody else's favorite songs, not yours. Just sayin'.

Brittany: She speaks the truth.

Holly: I'm not your average, run-of-the-mill substitute teacher. I want you guys to do things that you want to do. I want you to have fun in our fabulous but fleeting time together. What do you say we have class outside today?