Irondad and Spiderson One-Shots (Requests Open!)

Partners In Crime

A/N: Peter and Wade are bad guys in this one-shot :)

Ships: Spideypool

You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

Peter had a change in heart. He was no longer Spider-Man. Wade had named him the Hunting Spider. Peter couldn't care less about what he was called but kept the name anyway. He and Wade were an unstoppable duo. The Avengers couldn't even stop them. Peter was the strongest Avenger there when he was still Spider-Man and Wade couldn't die.

This, the tale of, reckless love, living a life of crime on the run
I brush to a gun to paint these states green and red
Everybody freeze, nobody move, put the money in the bag
Or we will shoot, empty out the vault and me and my doll will be on our way
Our paper faces flood the streets
And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we'll play with fire, 'cause

Peter and Wade did bank robberies once a week and they had the same routine. Everyone feared them. Every single crime that was committed was because of them, even if they didn't commit the crime. They ruled New York within a week. The Avengers tried to stop them but every time they were unsuccessful. Peter was the only person in the Avengers that knew how to stop every bad guy out there and now he was gone, the Avengers were powerless.

You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

With the Avengers Powerless against the duo, Peter and Wade were free to continue their crimes without any consequences.

Here we find our omnipotent outlaws fall behind the grind tonight
Left unaware that the lone store owner won't go down without a fight
Where we gonna go, he's got us pinned
Baby, I'm a little scared, now, don't you quit
He's sounded the alarm, I hear the sirens closing in
Our paper faces flood the streets
And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we're burning this place to the ground, 'cause

Of course, Peter was scared at first but now he fully embraced it. He was never going to be a hero. No amount of convincing would turn him back to being a hero. At first, they would have a hard time with the Avengers but after a while, it was like a game to them.

You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime

This is the New York City police department
Come out with your hands up!
We have the place surrounded
Put your weapons down, put your weapons down!
Ready men? Aim. Fire!

The skies are black with lead-filled rain
A morbid painting on display
This is the night the young love died
Buried at each others side

The duo faked their death. They came back to the crime world after a short break wanting to know the Avengers reaction. New York turned on the Avengers claiming that they could never be able to catch the duo.

You never took us alive
We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark
You never took us alive

We live as ghosts among these streets
Lovers and partners, partners in crime
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

Peter and Wade were never caught. They disappeared when the two were in their 30s. While in hiding the duo sent groups of people to do the crimes for them. Their names echoed throughout the streets of New York City. For as long as they live they will forever be partners in crime.