hi and welcome to the very cursed hours

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its midnight (ish) so you know what that means! Midnight thoughts!

- what Joe was like... just really buff???

- cryptic Joe hours sound fun

- EX but he dyes his hair black and Xisuma freaks the fuck out like "MY BABY BROTHER IS GROWING UP A H H H H H- "

- idk just some Grian angst where someone *glares at Author* tortures him by making him remember everything from the Watchers

- headcanon: Grian's wings act more like an elytra than proper wings, the only difference is he can boost himself into the air without the need for fireworks (but fireworks are stronger so he's uses them anyways)

- lowkey wanna see the guys in dresses or at the very least descriptions of them

- *slides in* did someone say  b e l l y   d a n c e r   M u m b o

- headcanon: everyone's elytras look different and custom to them, though they all function the same (with the exception of Grian's wings)

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- some people get their healing potions spiked and oh look now there's a few drunk hermits just wandering 'round the server [sus]

- just EX and Joe hanging out (i just like these two lol)

- Scar tries to bake a cake for Cub's birthday and like the cake's good, but Scar's covered in frosting and batter; cleanup and cuddles ensue after eating

- so for the Pet Domination AU, I basically only know who everyone's cats are (besides Mumbo's dog Kudo). Kudo is basically the cats' bodyguard lol

- headcanon: Zed can paint, Impulse can draw, Tango can... idk why but irish dancing came to mind lmao??

- how does Jevin's slime anatomy work? like there's no organs or brain that's visibly keeping him alive??? also what about his di-

- to finish the cursed thoughts; a Frozen AU where Tango is Elsa, Zed is Anna, and Impulse is Kristoff (also Ren is sven the reindeer- )

yup, ur welcome

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