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JEONguan
Hyungs!

JEONguan
balak ko ng umamin kay eunzein

JIMiork
FINALLY! NAGING LALAKI KA RIN!

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
Naks binata na talaga ang ilong namin

JINataangpasta
nakakaiyak puta...for all the years of taking care of Jaeil, he finally grown up. He's a big man now

SUgardaddi
with a big dick

JEONguan
putangina

JIMiork
puta HAHHAHAHAHAHA

gwapongTETE
anong dick? makakain ba yun?

RAMen
ang oa mo jinver at ang manyak mo sundre

RAMen
Painosente ka pa teron

JIMiork
putangin talaga HAHAHAHAHAHA

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
mga walang kwenta talagang kausap yan sila jaeil

JINataangpasta
hiyang hiya kami sayo jhoen ah

SUgardaddi
nagsalita ang may dalawang calculator sa phone.

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
shh wala na kaya, iniuninstall ni shidny.

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
magbabagong buhay na ako

JIMiork
ang sabihin mo nahuli ka ng jowa mo HAHAHAHAHAHA

RAMen
okay happy na kayo?

RAMen
so when are you going to confess jaeil?

JEONguan
sa new year

JIMiork
tas may kasamang putukan! HAHAHA

gwapongTETE
masakit yan pag first time bro

SUgardaddi
may protection ako dito Jaeil

RAMen
fck u idiots, what the hell are you saying to Jaeil?!

JINataangpasta
MGA BASTOS! ANG BATA BATA PA NG ANAK KO TAS TUTURUAN NIYO NG GANYAN?! ANONG KLASE KAYONG MGA ANAK HA?! HINDI KO KAYO PINALAKING GANYAN!

JEONguan
hyung kalma, lalaki ka.

JIMiork
pinagsasabi mo dyan jinver?

JINataangpasta
YUNG PUTUKAN?!

JIMiork
Putukan gaya ng mga fireworks ang sabi ko

JINataangpasta
YUNG MASAKIT PAG FIRST TIME?!

gwapongTETE
masakit naman talaga lalo na kapag first time mong maputukan ng paputok

JINataangpasta
YUNG PROTEKSYON?!

SUgardaddi
proteksyon sa paputok gaya ng mga glasses at gloves, PPE!

RAMen
damn you sounded like...perverts!

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
gonna take a screenshot HAHAHAHA

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
so ayan hyung, dapat talagang may proteksyon kapag magpapaputok kasi masakit maputukan kapag first time. Bear that in mind

JINataangpasta
no comment

RAMen
okay balik na tayo kay jaeil

RAMen
hoy jaeil!

JEONguan
i have a plan hyung. This is not just an ordinary confession.

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
interesting hmm

JIMiork
not ordinary? what do you mean? are you confessing that you're an alien?

gwapongTETE
fck u jimbert

JIMiork
shut up, you're not the alien that I'm talking about.

RAMen
kabobohan mo jimbert tsk

JINataangpasta
so how can we help you jaeil?

SUgardaddi
yeah tell us what exactly are we gonna do?

RAMen
anong binabalak mo jaeil?

JEONguan
kidnap eunzein

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
what the hell?

SUgardaddi
are you sick?!

gwapongTETE
have you lost your mind?!

JIMiork
dude thats illegal!

gwapongTETE
andwae wiheomhae oh yes~♪

JIMiork
so I call you illegirl~♪

RAMen
tumigil nga kayo mga abno, hoy jaeil seryoso ka?!

JEONguan
yes i'm freaking serious here.

RAMen
PANO KUNG MAARESTO KAMI SA KALOKOHAN MO?! PANO KUNG MATAKOT NG SOBRA SI EUNZEIN?! PANO KUNG BASTEDIN KA NIYA DAHIL DYAN?!

JEONguan
that's why I made a plan hyung.

JINataangpasta
I trust in Jaeil guys we should trust in him. In the name of his lovelife

JIMiork
how could we trust that stupid idea?! That's freaking illegal!

gwapongTETE
andwae wiheomhae oh yes~♪

JIMiork
so i call you illegirl~♪

RAMen
jimbert, teron isa nalang.

JIMiork
we're just singing hyung

JINataangpasta
guys jaeil is not a condom but we can trust him.

JINataangpasta
he's the only honor student of us, he has the better brain

RAMen left the group

JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
hala

JIMiork
NAPIKON HAHAHAHAHA!

JEONguan
mga siraulo talaga, nagleft tuloy si hyung

SUgardaddi
gago kasi eh, kung kailan tayo nag eenglish saka siya magtatagalog tas kapag tayo naman ang nagtatagalog ay umeenglish siya

SUgardaddi
nakakabobo diba

gwapongTETE
thug life HAHHAHA

JEONguan set the group name into 'OPLAN KIDNAPPING EUNZEIN's HEART'

JEONguan added Ramly Kim to the group.

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