BINATANGs TAGAPUNTA SOGO
Active Now•JEONguan
Hyungs!JEONguan
balak ko ng umamin kay eunzeinJIMiork
FINALLY! NAGING LALAKI KA RIN!JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
Naks binata na talaga ang ilong naminJINataangpasta
nakakaiyak puta...for all the years of taking care of Jaeil, he finally grown up. He's a big man nowSUgardaddi
with a big dickJEONguan
putanginaJIMiork
puta HAHHAHAHAHAHAgwapongTETE
anong dick? makakain ba yun?RAMen
ang oa mo jinver at ang manyak mo sundreRAMen
Painosente ka pa teronJIMiork
putangin talaga HAHAHAHAHAHAJHOpiasumanbikoyeah
mga walang kwenta talagang kausap yan sila jaeilJINataangpasta
hiyang hiya kami sayo jhoen ahSUgardaddi
nagsalita ang may dalawang calculator sa phone.JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
shh wala na kaya, iniuninstall ni shidny.JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
magbabagong buhay na akoJIMiork
ang sabihin mo nahuli ka ng jowa mo HAHAHAHAHAHARAMen
okay happy na kayo?RAMen
so when are you going to confess jaeil?JEONguan
sa new yearJIMiork
tas may kasamang putukan! HAHAHAgwapongTETE
masakit yan pag first time broSUgardaddi
may protection ako dito JaeilRAMen
fck u idiots, what the hell are you saying to Jaeil?!JINataangpasta
MGA BASTOS! ANG BATA BATA PA NG ANAK KO TAS TUTURUAN NIYO NG GANYAN?! ANONG KLASE KAYONG MGA ANAK HA?! HINDI KO KAYO PINALAKING GANYAN!JEONguan
hyung kalma, lalaki ka.JIMiork
pinagsasabi mo dyan jinver?JINataangpasta
YUNG PUTUKAN?!JIMiork
Putukan gaya ng mga fireworks ang sabi koJINataangpasta
YUNG MASAKIT PAG FIRST TIME?!gwapongTETE
masakit naman talaga lalo na kapag first time mong maputukan ng paputokJINataangpasta
YUNG PROTEKSYON?!SUgardaddi
proteksyon sa paputok gaya ng mga glasses at gloves, PPE!RAMen
damn you sounded like...perverts!JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
gonna take a screenshot HAHAHAHAJHOpiasumanbikoyeah
so ayan hyung, dapat talagang may proteksyon kapag magpapaputok kasi masakit maputukan kapag first time. Bear that in mindJINataangpasta
no commentRAMen
okay balik na tayo kay jaeilRAMen
hoy jaeil!JEONguan
i have a plan hyung. This is not just an ordinary confession.JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
interesting hmmJIMiork
not ordinary? what do you mean? are you confessing that you're an alien?gwapongTETE
fck u jimbertJIMiork
shut up, you're not the alien that I'm talking about.RAMen
kabobohan mo jimbert tskJINataangpasta
so how can we help you jaeil?SUgardaddi
yeah tell us what exactly are we gonna do?RAMen
anong binabalak mo jaeil?JEONguan
kidnap eunzeinJHOpiasumanbikoyeah
what the hell?SUgardaddi
are you sick?!gwapongTETE
have you lost your mind?!JIMiork
dude thats illegal!gwapongTETE
andwae wiheomhae oh yes~♪JIMiork
so I call you illegirl~♪RAMen
tumigil nga kayo mga abno, hoy jaeil seryoso ka?!JEONguan
yes i'm freaking serious here.RAMen
PANO KUNG MAARESTO KAMI SA KALOKOHAN MO?! PANO KUNG MATAKOT NG SOBRA SI EUNZEIN?! PANO KUNG BASTEDIN KA NIYA DAHIL DYAN?!JEONguan
that's why I made a plan hyung.JINataangpasta
I trust in Jaeil guys we should trust in him. In the name of his lovelifeJIMiork
how could we trust that stupid idea?! That's freaking illegal!gwapongTETE
andwae wiheomhae oh yes~♪JIMiork
so i call you illegirl~♪RAMen
jimbert, teron isa nalang.JIMiork
we're just singing hyungJINataangpasta
guys jaeil is not a condom but we can trust him.JINataangpasta
he's the only honor student of us, he has the better brainRAMen left the group
JHOpiasumanbikoyeah
halaJIMiork
NAPIKON HAHAHAHAHA!JEONguan
mga siraulo talaga, nagleft tuloy si hyungSUgardaddi
gago kasi eh, kung kailan tayo nag eenglish saka siya magtatagalog tas kapag tayo naman ang nagtatagalog ay umeenglish siyaSUgardaddi
nakakabobo dibagwapongTETE
thug life HAHHAHAJEONguan set the group name into 'OPLAN KIDNAPPING EUNZEIN's HEART'
JEONguan added Ramly Kim to the group.

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Short StoryNotification: Your crush accepted your friend request. SEEN #20 in Short Story - 12.22.19 #4 in #Seen Started: 1/29/19 Ended: 1/03/20