Am I using the SOV Incorrect Quotes Tumblr for, er, inspiration? Yes. I am. Also, I know some characters appear more than others, so I might make more.
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Pisces: I'm a mage! Words are my weapons!
Taurus: I'm a mercenary. Weapons are my weapons.
Capricorn: What's it called when you kill a friend?
Sagittarius: Homiecide!
Cancer: Murder.
Gemini: Homiecide.
Aries: Violence isn't the answer.
Aries: Violence is the question, and the answer is yes!
Sagittarius: I've only known Cancer for one day.
Sagittarius: But if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Gemini: Aquarius, think about this!
Gemini: I'm your nicest friend! ...No, that's Libra.
Gemini: I'm your hottest friend! ...No, that's Leo.
Gemini: I'm your friend!
Cancer: In light of everything you've done for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Sagittarius: Forty-five seconds?
Cancer: No! Four TO five seconds! (*screams because she is being squashed*)
Capricorn: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
Aries: We had to! There's safety in numbers.
Capricorn: Yeah, and there's also death in numbers, Aries. It's called a massacre.
Gemini: We should clone Libra.
Aquarius: What? Why?
Gemini: If there were a billion Libras, war would never happen.
Gemini: All the Libras would just chill and drink juice.
(Aquarius: *internal panic thinking about how she would be able to protect that many Libras*)
Sagittarius: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Scorpio?
Scorpio: No.
Pisces: I do!
Sagittarius: I know, Pisces.
Pisces: I'm sad.
Sagittarius: I know, Pisces.
Capricorn: At least I'm going to die doing something I love.
Taurus: And that is...?
Capricorn: Dying.
Aries: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Scorpio: Aries, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're stupid.
Gemini: All right, focus up you little demons.
Gemini: Not you, Libra. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Leo: Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet.
Virgo: No, what?
Taurus: ...
Leo: Th-they say, "Damn, those are some big feet!"
Taurus: I have total faith in you.
Taurus: *watches Aries run off screaming with his sword into a horde of enemies, Scorpio run after him screaming and Sagittarius follow them laughing*
Taurus: There's about a 30% chance they'll die.
Virgo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Aries: What if it bites me and it dies?
Sagittarius: Then you're poisonous. By the goddesses, Aries, learn to listen.
Pisces: What if it bites itself and I die?
Virgo: That's voodoo.
Libra: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Virgo: That's correlation, not causation.
Gemini: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Leo: That's kinky.
Virgo: Oh my gods (...goddesses?).
Scorpio: Have a safe trip.
Aries: I have no say in the matter.
Scorpio: *already walking away* Die, then.
Aquarius: We're going to die!
Libra: Think positively!
Aquarius: We're going to die quickly!
Virgo: Let me see what you have there.
Pisces: A knife!
Virgo: NO!
Some random knight from Gaebia: What are your names?
Gemini: Don't tell him, Aquarius!
Some random knight from Gaebia: Aquarius, hm?
Aquarius: Good job, Gemini.
Some random knight from Gaebia: ...
Aquarius: Shoot.
Pisces: What are the healthiest teas?
Capricorn: Honesty.
Leo: Integrity.
Taurus: Loyalty.
Pisces: Will you ever give me normal answers?
Scorpio: You look terrible.
Aries: Must you always attack me with words?
Scorpio: You want me to use rocks?
Aries: The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways...
Aries: BY FORCE!
Sagittarius: Leo, can we talk, one ten to another?
Leo: I'm an eleven, but continue.
Aries: You're coming with me? No offence, Taurus, but I don't need backup.
Taurus: It's not backup, it's babysitting.
Pisces: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost throughout your life.
Taurus: It'd be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Leo: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. (I don't want it.)
Capricorn: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!
Gemini: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
(Virgo: My memories!)
Pisces: Kids, could you lighten up a little?
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