This MAN
K
So
There's this guy I like casually flirt with at work cause he casually flirts with me
But it might be going too far idk
Well everyone says we like each other
Also
Tonight
I got a text from my ex (cause he saw that I was being a depresso expresso on my message board aw hes so sweet) and I was like "Wow my ex boyfriend texted me weird"
And then later he said something about "my boyfriend" and I was like "What I don't have a boyfriend" "you just said he texted you" "BOI I said my EX texted me maybe you should LISTEN"
Then he got less salty
AND THEN
AND THEN
When I was leaving he kinda was like doing that thing that happens in anime and shit where someone is walking backwards and someone is walking towards them but they're like backing away (you know what I mean they do that thing until the person backing away hits a wall or some shit)
And he was like, "Are you sure you don't need me to walk you to your car" or some shit which is lowkey creepy but YEET
Also the other night we closed together and after I left he chased after me being like, "*insert manager name here* said to make sure you got to your car safe"
And like
She didn't
This
M A N
Anyways if you were wondering
I'm die
Wtf I literally tried to type " fine" there wtf
Anyways I'm tired
