Sanders Sides School For The Troubled Youth

You stupid nincompoop fool of a cretin

sorry this chapter took longer than usual, I was hit by an intense need to write an entire dukeceit fic in like a week and my mental health has gone to shit but that's besides the point

Also the title is a line Logan would have said but I cut that part out sadly ):::

Roman was idly staring out at the trees going by on the other side of the window. The air was cold and aside from him and the driver the only other person on the bus was Remus who was sitting with his head leaned against his twin's shoulder. His eyes were closed and he was humming quietly.

"We should be there soon" The prince said.

"Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean full offense but me going back seems like as much of a bad idea as a bunch of cut of grizzly bear dicks flailing around trying to kill me with chainsaws" Remus replied while biting his nail to see how far down he had to bite before blood came.

"Thanks for the mental image"

"No prob. It's just...I don't think any of them like me. In fact I think everyone...almost everyone at the school hates me"

"I don't, I know Remy doesn't and I don't think Patton is capable of hating anyone" roman reassured.

"Oh fucksticks I broke Patton! That's how hateable I am!" Remus exclaimed while his eyes widened.

"Come on bro! You know that's not what I meant!" Before he could say anything more the bus stopped at the last stop on it's way.

Roman had to pretty much drag Remus with him. It took them about 20 minutes of walking before they could see the grey gates that surrounded the school. All of those minutes were filled with the duke coming up with the most disgusting excuses as to why they should stop and go somewhere else.

When they were right outside the gates Remus stopped and sat down on the ground "Go on without me!" He said dramatically "I think I'm dying blleerggh" He fell down and closed his eyes.

"You know what I am tired so I will go see my friends and when I come back you better still be here or I will cut you in 2 with my sword" Ro sighed to which Remus did a thumbs up.

 Roman had already called Patton and told him they were on their way back while on the bus so he'd barely taken a step on the school grounds when the bubbly boy (followed shortly by Logan) ran up and pulled him into a bear hug.

"I've missed you s-so much!" Patton squealed bouncing up and down on his feet when he finally let go of him.

"I've missed you too!!" The prince exclaimed.

"You are looking well" Logan added patting his shoulder with a small smile.

"Oh I dunno about that" He forced a chuckle rubbing the back of his head. "I uh I almost died but ehhh how have you two been doing?"

"You W-WHAT" His dad mode was on. "My precious little kiddo I have to w-wrap you up into blankets and take care of y-you for the re-est of forever. What happened? Are you alright? Did someone hu-urt you? Do you need anything?"

"I'm fine don't worry" He did jazz hands to really prove it even though he was in fact very much not fine. Better than at his worst but certainly not fine.

"Did you not say that Remus would be accompanying you?" The nerd asked after looking around and seeing 0% rat goblin.

"Oh yeah! I've been so worrie-ed about him! Why d-did he run away?" The dad added.

"Ehhh he's ehm in the woods somewhere" He tried to not say anything about why he had been gone. It was Rem's choice if he wanted to tell them.

"Neato. I'll go give him a b-big ol hug"