Sanders Sides School For The Troubled Youth

This chapter made me realize I have all of 'Caramelldansen' memorized

Since some of y'all seemed to like the idea of a unsymp!Patton/Loceit fic I'm going to shamelessly link the first chapter here:

https://www.wattpad.com/864549866-killed-with-kindness-loceit-the-calm-before-the

Logan had been invited to go with his gang to a party. He had asked Patton if he wanted to come with him just because he wanted to spend time with him. It was a house party and it had already started when they got there. Fashionable late of cooourse.

Envy and Rage was holding hands while the boy in green happily chattered on about something to Patton. They got along weirdly well because the dad was fun and energetic in the hugs and cookies way while the green lil goblin was fun and energetic in the LET'S GO ROB SOMEONE way. 

"Not gonna lie, you're looking good tonight" Pride said while lightly punching Logan's shoulder.

The nerd had on a leather jacket and aside from his lip piercing he was actually using his ear piecing for once "Well thank you"

"Mayyyybbee you're even looking good enough you can finally found yourself a ladyyy-GUY! I mean guy!" Bless his forgetful straight soul, he is trying his best.

"Trust me I have no need to find someone" Lo leaned closer and whispered "I already have"

Pride stared down into the ground while having an existential crisis "I am so sorry but I'm not interested in you" He replied while patting his friend's shoulder.

"What....what in the flabbergasted hell made you think I was talking about you"

"Confidence" He did finger guns.

An extremely awkward silence followed. Silence expect for the loud music and even louder talking that is. Thankfully this silence was broken by Envy.

"I wanna dance! Let's dance! Or I will die directly here now out of boredom!" He exclaimed while bouncing up and down on his heels.

Rage looked down at him with a smile. He was calm enough to balance his boyfriend's hyper energy. They were like those animal pairs in cartoons where the big bear is nice and chill while the small bird is loud and energetic.

"Welp Dudes looks like I have to go and make sure he doesn't burn down the place" Rage said while doing a piece sign. After that he let himself be dragged away into the crowd. 

"I'm betting on 5 minutes before they're down each other's throat" Pride leaned over and whispered to Logan.

"I estimate 3" 

Peter moved forward and swung his arm around Patton's shoulder which made him tense up "So my....fuck is there a dude version of m'lady....m'manly wanna go get some drinks and get fucked up?" He asked with a grin.

"What? We're-e underage, that's morally-y wrong and illegal!" He objected while doing puppy eyes. At this point they were 17.

"Wow, what are you my dad? And even if you were I wouldn't care since my dad is an asshole" He scoffed before turning to his friend "Lo you're gonna get some right? I mean it's not like it's your first time in the rodeo"

Patton looked at him with a disapproving dad look(tm) while Logan stared down into the floor. Wow the carpet sure is interesting. Pride looked between them before bursting out into laughter.

"Holy shit you've gone and made everyone think you're a sober lil good christian or something???" He burst out into laughter once again "I know that his nickname is Logic but wow Logic is really thrown out the the window when he's drunk" He said to Patton.

For once Logan got embarrassed. His cheeks became red as he continued to stare into the floor. Those hadn't been some of his proudest moments to say the least.