Sanders Sides School For The Troubled Youth

Chickens? Chickens!

This is 99% fluff and 0,1% actual plot, It's also disconnected as fuck but so is my brain

Remy had texted everyone in class and said that they all should have a sleepover at their house and if no one came they would be sad and lonely the entire weekend and no one wanted that So now Roman and Virgil were standing outside an old one floor house.

It looked quite small and the walls were yellow with the color peeling. It laid out on the countryside with fields for farm growth around it. They would have gotten there with Patton and Logan but Lo had come with the idea that he and Pat could take Pat's motorcycle there definitely not as an excuse so he could have his arms around the other boy's waist and lean on his shoulder for a while.

A tall muscular woman opened the door when Virgil knocked. She had red hair and kind features "Hello. You must be Remy's friends right?" She had a british accent.

"Yes ma'am that's us" Roman replied straightening his back without thinking about it.

She let out a short laugh "No need to be so serious. I'm a cool mom!" She did a lil pose as she said it proving that she's more of a corny one "Just don't start any trouble and I don't actually know if any of you boys are 18 but if you are and if you gotta take a fag take it outside"

Virgil's face turned whiter than a freshly cleaned carpet "Excuse me" He said it as quiet as a mouse.

"It's a british word for cigarette. First time Rem said it I had a heart attack" Roman whispered to him. "I was still in the closet so I thought they had seen into my bi soul somehow"

"You were ever in the closet???"

"Well yes but it was a closet with very thin doors if you get me. I'm still 'straight' at home"

"How?" Virgil whispered back to the very flamboyant boy who didn't seem straight any day of the week.

"Look when your brother makes 69 dick jokes an hour you seem a lot less queer in comparison"

"Are you going to let them in or are you just going to stand there?" Another female voice rang from inside the house. A woman with dark skin and black hair tied in a ponytail that reached her waist appeared in the hallway "Please come in, Patton and Logan is helping me make the pizza. Wanna join?"Roman nodded with an excited look.

Neither of the women looked anything like Remy even though they were their moms, their cool moms! eeyyyy. Which did make sense since the insomniac was adopted, so were their 3 siblings. Sometimes a family is 2 lesbian moms, their 2 sons, 1 eldest child, 1 daughter and 3 cats.

"Ehm...Is uh where exactly is eh Remy?" Virgil asked trying not to get to nervous over having to talk to strangers.

"They're outback. Walk down the hallway and open the door with the taped window kay?" The woman with red hair named Meredith answered "I'm sure they're chuffed to see you here"

"Hehe yeah" The emo forced a smile trying to get out of the conversation as fast as possible before he died. He made a mental note to ask Picani for advice on how not to die around strangers during their next session.

When he opened the door he nearly tripped immediately because he was not expecting a short 3 step staircase that lead down into a big cage made by chicken wire with 21 chickens sitting around, some in cute chicken houses and some on wooden sticks and exactly 1 rooster walking around looking like he owned the place. It is a known fact that roosters are always giant meanies.

He expected even less to see Remy laying on the floor with 3 chickens on their stomach, Dee to stand in the corner backed away as far as he could from any of the animals and Remus running after one while trying to poke it with a stick.