Princess Rap Battle Uma vs Harmony

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Uma;

The girl on fire

Easy to beat cause her weakness is water

I should had made you walk the plank when I had the shot

Would have been better since you smell like a body that rot


No one saw you as a villain

Just as daddy's little minion

I'm the captain of a pirate crew

When I take over Auradon I hope you get a good view


By the time this rap is done

Everyone will really see I'm number one

I'll beat your gang of wimps

You'll go home crying to daddy and your imps


I'm the baddest of the sea

You got the nerve to step up to me

I'll have you back in chains

Then leave you till it rains


You'll be at my mercy

Hope you're thirsty

I'll drag you to the ocean

Which out goody goody I'm in motion


Harmony:

I'm not worried Shrimpy

If history taught us anything you're just wimpy

Caption of a crew I don't see your ship

Oh that's right my daddy burned it shouldn't give me any lip


Unlike you I faced my fear of water

How about you? Did you stand up to your mother?

I'm a goddess princess

You're just a waitress


If you think you're number one you're not very observant

I'm the top of the charts you're below a servant

Spending all your time working in a fish shop

Occasionally dancing on the table top


I jumped in the water I grew higher than a castle

I became even more famous without any hassle

You jumped in you turn into sea food

Bet that put you in a pissed off mood


My parents are Gods, face it kid

You call mama to a squid

Ruler of the sea you said?

I'm princess of the isle, Auradon, Olympus, and the dead


Try to take over them you'll become calamari

You'll be hunted down like an animal in a safari

I better tell you this before you go back into the fish bowl

You poor unfortunate soul

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