pick up lines (very short)

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Oikawa Tooru

"(M/n)-chan! Are you a princess?? Cuz i'd be your knight and shining armour!"

"Oh yeah? Are you scribbled paper? Because you're a piece of trash"

Ushijima Wakatoshi
(Maybe he wrote it on paper?)

"Are you success? Because i would do anything to get to you.."

"Aww~ Waka-kun are you my treasures? because i wouldn't trade you for anything"

Kuroo Tetsurou

"Hey, roses are red violets are blue you're a brat but your ass cute"

"Oh oh i got another one! Wanna play with barbies? I'll be Ken an you can be the box i come in-"

"The heck is wrong with you.."

"ANOTHER ONE! Are you an oreo? Cuz i like you double stuffed~"

"shut UP TETSU-KUN I SWEAR"

Bokuto koutarou

"Are you a camera?! Because you make me smile everytime i see you HEY HEY HEY"

"AWW! I got one too! Roses are red violets or blue, my mind is full, of only you"

Daichi Sawamura

"Am i in heaven? Because you are an angel"

"Cute but i got one better! Are you a treadmill? Cuz you make my heart beat fast!"

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