Naruto Scenarios Series

Green With Envy

It's past 2 am and my eyes hurt so it's unedited for now💀

Original Request by i_gotta_billie_ache : What makes the boys jealous, if possible?

Guest stars: Sasori and Sai!

Naruto~

    Oh, this boy... he's too oblivious sometimes he doesn't even know to be jealous. He was at a hot spring with friends once and someone says, "(Y/N) is so hot..." Naruto just grinned and said, "Yeah, she really is."
   
But that doesn't mean he won't protect your honor. If someone says something a little too... risque like 'Yeah, I'd tap that' for example, get ready for more Narutos than you can count all charging you with a Rasengan.
   
He will not stand other guys cozying up to you. He's the one who should be blessed with your hugs and cuddles. Won't hesitate to cause a scene and yell to the entire world that he loves you and won't let any other guy make a pass at you.
   
"Naruto, you didn't need to go that far! You blasted him through three walls!" He's endearing, really.

Sasuke~

    Is jealousy an Uchiha thing or just a Sasuke thing? One of life's many mysteries. Anywho, unlike Naruto, the second your name is brought up in conversation, he goes on guard and he's listening closely.
   
If anything is said that he deems inappropriate, whether it be disparaging or otherwise, Sasuke had better be held back or he just might punch you into next week.
   
"Sasuke, calm down! He just said I had good taste in clothes!"

Even though he can easily get jealous, he knows the importance of freedom and he trusts you. He won't come guns blazing (or sword slashing rather) and drag you away unless you need it of course.
    The last thing he wants is for you to feel like you're dating your dad or something. He's very blunt and if he becomes uneasy with the way another male is talking to you, he'll let said male know. Maybe after scowling with his Sharingan activated, however.

Neji~
   
    Neji doesn't really get jealous per se, more like offended on your behalf. Because of his upbringing, which taught him manners and the utmost respect, he really can't understand talking about girls like they're objects? Will never refer to a woman as 'hot' or anything like that.
   
If someone even dares speak of you like that, (even if you're not necessarily together yet) he will fight them, and they will experience the 64 palms technique.
   
He especially hates people in your personal space. He really does trust you, just not others. Is not afraid to embarrass someone on your behalf. Half the time his glare is enough to scare them off, but some people are just clueless. (They wake up in the hospital)
   
"Neji! You can't just throw me over your shoulder and leave! And that guy looked like he had seen a ghost?!" Needless to say, even cool, calm, and collected Neji has his limits.

Shikamaru~
   
    Shika is too laid back to get jealous over little things. Somewhat like Neji, he doesn't get jealous. He might feel threatened on your behalf, but never jealous. He can trust you with his life why shouldn't he trust you with your relationship?
   
However, if someone is clearly harassing you or just generally making you uncomfortable, he will not hesitate to step in and make them leave. He won't resort to physical violence (too much work), but he will intimidate them or put his genius to use and play some kind of trick on them.
   
He honestly has endless patience and at the same time no patience? Patience with you if you're having a pleasant conversation with someone, but will go from 0-100 (or 50, really, anything more is a lot of effort) real quick.
   
"Shika, that guy thought he was really paralyzed, thanks to your shadow possession!" Being jealous is a waste of time, but clever revenge is always a treat for Shika.