Naruto Scenarios Series

Now I Know- Hidan X Reader

A little something requested by my favorite simp partner on tumblr🥰 there should be 1 maybe two kiba fics sometime tmrw as well🙃

(You're welcome for the gif as well)

    You face palmed as you heard the familiar pained shouts and curses from your lover, accompanied by Kakuzu's reprimands. You rolled your eyes and grabbed your trusty first aid kit from your nightstand.

You were used to Hidan ending up dismembered by Kakuzu due to his inability to shut his mouth, but this was getting ridiculous. This was the fourth time this week, and it was only Tuesday!

    You rubbed your temple, feeling the onset of a migraine as you made your way through the winding hallways. "OI! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE, YOU OUTDATED BAG OF BONES!" You couldn't help the giggle that escaped your lips as you entered the living room.

You passed by a grumbling Kakuzu, who seemed relieved that he wouldn't have to deal with the silverette for much longer. "Hidan? What have you done this time?"

    He was split in half, the upper half of his body lying on the couch while the lower half was on the floor. He scowled at your devious smirk. "Why do you assume I did it?! That old fart is on his man period! Or is he too old for that...?"

You shot him an unimpressed glare and his ramblings ceased. "Fine! I stole a few dollars from him, no big deal." You raised an eyebrow as you walked next to him. "A few?" He rolled his eyes. "A few hundred," He grumbled.

You clicked your tongue as you gathered the usual supplies. "When will you ever learn, Hidan. What if I get tired of using my chakra to heal you up all the time?" He glared harshly but you caught the mild panic in his eyes.

"That's what girlfriends do," He retorted. You laughed as you disinfected the wounds. "Not really. You're lucky I love you, you crazy bastard." His grin turned teasing. "I don't know how you wouldn't, I'm the shit."

Your hands glowed with your signature blue healing abilities as your prepared to heal him. You pressed your hands onto his body a little tougher than usual and you smiled innocently.

"Dammit, (Y/N), that hurts!" You shrugged, smirking. "Sorry, babe, there's no way to gently repair someone's bone and tissue."

He looked away, muttering darkly under his breath. You continued on your work, but you spared him a fleeting glance. "What was that?"

He pursed his lips, wincing as he watched you put him back together. "I said I only do this to spend time with you," He muttered lowly.

You paused your ministrations, caught off guard. "W-what?" He didn't offer any further explanation and you cleared your throat before beginning the healing again.

"You don't have to injure yourself to spend time with me, Hidan. You can knock on my door anytime okay? I love you."

His purple eyes met yours, a hint of uncertainty coloring them. "You know that right? That I love you?" He shrugged, a barely noticeable pink staining his cheeks.

"I do now," He replied, uncharacteristically soft. "Fuck, I think I love you too..." You frowned at the appalled expression on his face. "You know, that's usually not a bad thing," You deadpanned.

He smirked, winking at you as you finished the job. "Meh, it depends. Are you done yet?" Your eyes darkened as you whipped out a kunai.

"Hidan, you ass, always ruining the moment!!" He screeched as he was once again decapitated, but this time with no one to put him back together.

"O-Oi! You can't do this to me, woman! I said I loved you too, dammit!" You shot him the bird and a smile as you walked away.

You swore you were dating an idiot sometimes. A sexy idiot, but an idiot, nonetheless.