Naruto Scenarios Series

Serious Offense- Itachi X Reader

I found this crackfic in my drafts so enjoy XD

    "You seriously thought I wouldn't find out?" You paled at the deadly calm voice of your boyfriend as he came up behind you. "I-Itachi! I sw-swear I can explain! I swear it's not what it looks-!" His hand came up and covered your mouth, muffling the rest of your words.
   
"You went behind my back, betrayed my trust, and then insulted my intelligence by lying, then you have the nerve to tell me 'it's not what it looks like?!"

    In your heart, you knew you shouldn't have done it, but it was far too late for regrets. Itachi had already caught you. "I know it was wrong, and I'm sorry... I swear I'll make it up to you!" His shoulders slumped, his frown becoming more sorrowful and less angry.
   
"I'm hurt, (Y/N)... you know how I feel about my dango! That was my last one for Kami's sake!" You winced at the hitch in his voice.

    "It's for 'Pein's sake', Itachi, we've been over this." "No! It's 'Jashin'!" "Guys, shut up! They weren't supposed to see us!" In your peripheral vision, you could see the rest of your teammates. Apparently, they had come to watch you face the Uchiha's wrath.
   
"I'll buy you plenty more! I can go to town today!" The ravenette just shook his head. "It's not about that... dango is important to me... you know that! Just tell me why?"

You looked away, trying not to think about how dramatic he was currently being. "It was Hidan's fault. He dared me to steal your dango and eat it. He said that if I did it, he would say 'Pein' instead of 'Jashin' from now on. Surely, you understand?"

Itachi sighed, crossing his arms. "I suppose that was too good of a dare to pass up. Hidan! You're buying me a week's supply of dango!" You donned your best puppy dog eyes and hugged him. "So, you forgive me?" He sighed, patting your head. "Yes, now that I know it wasn't your fault." You laughed, hugging him tighter. "Oh, my melodramatic baby," You cooed.