Imagine going on a shopping date with your man, Redd🚳
Maybe you need to reevaluate your boundaries.
You had only meant to examine Redd's paintings for a few minutes, just long enough to decide whether the hefty prices were worth it, but instead, you had gained his interest.
"You know, cousin," He had said after five minutes of complete silence. "You're always checking out my paintings. Wouldn't you rather check me out?"
You would, in fact, rather not. Redd wasn't going to help you pay off your crippling debt the way these painting might.
Before you could say so, you felt a furry arm wrap around your shoulders.
"Why don't we go down to the swap meet this Saturday?" He had offered. "I'll even treat you to lunch."
The promise of a free meal inticied you, and if spending the evening with him would gain you it, then so be it.
Who knew? Maybe you could even get him to buy you something nice and expensive.
Saturday arrived, and you agreed to meet him at the front of the swap meet before the two of you set off into the crowded area.
Despite your selfish reasons for agreeing to tag along, you had to admit that being away from the same sights was exciting. Redd had even proved to be decent company...for the most part.
"Have you ever scammed a child, Y/N?" He asks you as the pair of you pause a few feet away from what appears to be Timmy.
You shake your head.
"Watch this." Redd grins, before striding up to the solitary child. "Hey, kid. How much would you be willing to pay for a limited edition gem?"
Timmy eyes him warily before squeaking out, "Mr. Nook prohibited us from speaking to you."
"Well, tell me. How much?"
"Approximately as much as possible."
This seems to satisfy Redd, for he grins wider. He nods in your direction before pressing on, "You know my date, I assume?"
Date? This new piece of information, though shocking, isn't as unpleasant as you expect it to be. You smile in spite of yourself.
"Yes." Timmy nods as he turns to face you. "Y/N."
"Well, I'm trying to impress them." Redd says as he leans in to meet Timmy's eye. "You know, woo them. You've been in love, right?"
"Wrong."
"Doesn't matter. What matters is that-"
Just then, Tommy spots them. He approaches with a furious expression set on his face.
"Timmy!" He scolds. "Mr. Nook said not to speak to this piece of fucking worthless shit!"
With an apologetic look, Timmy says,"His words, Mr. Fox."
You watch as Tommy reaches under the counter, and having known Tom Nook for awhile, you already know what he's grabbing for.
Before anything can escalate, you usher Redd away.
"Damn." He sighs as you steer him towards a less crowded space. "I almost got him. You see, Y/N...Kids arent very bright. Especially not Nook's kids."
As he speaks, you pass by Isabelle, who shoots you both a nasty look. You wave at her nervously before tugging your date away faster.
"You tell a kid something shiny, like foil for example, is a gem...and bam! They'll buy it." He explains eagerly as you continue to lead him away. "I've made over a hundred grand like that alone."
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Fanfictioni am so sorry, animal crossing villagers. **kids, look away**