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Wilbur

Imagine being discriminative🙂

You were tired.

Every time you went on this stupid trip, Wilbur had to say the same exact thing.

"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends." He tells you for what feels like the millionth time. you are about ready to snap, and when he begins to breathe too loudly, you finally do.

"Say something else, for fuck's sake!" You scream.

He complies.

"sea cucumber."

The rest of the trip is silent.

Once you land on a suspiciously shaped island, you hop off the plane, a dream in your cardigan.

"Stay safe, Y/N!" Wilbur yells over the whirling of the engine. "I hope you find the hostage you want!"

Your previous annoyance with him melts away and you smile. Wilbur just understood you :)

"Thanks, Wilbur!" You shout back, equally loud. " I'll bring him back as quietly as possible."

With that, you leave the immediate area and take out your net. Hopefully, you wouldn't have to use it, but if Raymond refused to follow you back to your island peacefully...you would have no choice.

You wander the island for about twenty minutes and find nothing of use. In fact, you don't run into anything living at all!

Maybe they were hiding from you....

Just as you're about to return to Wilbur, however, you spot one.

A villager!

But....that wasn't Raymond.

"Finally!" The animal cries before you can turn and walk away. It has Spotted you.

You tense as the creature approaches you excitedly.

No...that wasn't Raymond at all.

The animal doesn't seem to register the way you're judging him as he continues to approach you confidently.

 "I've been waiting for someone to come save me for years" He announces once he stops in front of you, too close for comfort. "I'm Moose; what's your name?"

You were not safe in this man's presence. Something about him made your skin crawl...

Out of politeness, you give him a smile. You hope he can't see right through it.

Through gritted teeth, you manage to reply, "Y/N."

At the sound of your name, the animal's eyes widen.

"No way! The Y/N?!" He gasps before bursting into relieved laughter. "just my luck! I heard all about your island! I heard there's a spare spot, right?"

You did not like where this conversation was headed.

"...Right."

Moose smirks. You want to punch him...but that would mean touching him, and the mere thought of that was repulsive.

"Well that settles it!" He says, and you watch blankly as he picks up a bag from seemingly nowhere. "I'm moving in."

As soon as he says this, you begin to shake your head vigorously.

"No!" You shout, and Moose is taken aback. You give him another smile before lowering your voice. "We have a strict, uh, theme set in place on the island. I cant just have anyone come in; it'll ruin the balance."

Moose watches you curiously before raising a brow. Oh god, he really didn't fit your theme at all.

"What kind of theme?" He asks cautiously, as if he already knew what the answer was but didn't wish to hear you say it.

This was very awkward. You feel like he can tell exactly why you don't want him...

"I...well, uh. You just don't make the cut for what I'm looking for in an island resident."

He could definitely tell why you don't want him. Furiously, Moose throws his bag down onto the ground and stomps his nasty rat feet.

"Well why the fuck not?"

His loud voice pisses you off, so you stamp your feet as well.

"Because you're fucking ugly!" You tell him, already starting to turn away. "Now get the fuck out of my sight, you inbred looking ass whore."

Moose shakes in anger, but you are merciless. Your mind has been made, and it would not be changed!

"So you'll just deny me a home because you don't find me pretty?" Moose asks you, and you wish he hadn't worded it this way. "Is that really it?!"

It sounds bad, but it was true.

You stand your ground.

"That's exactly it, you rancid bitch. Glad we could settle that quickly enough."

You try to leave again, but Moose's shouts halt you.

"No! You dont get to just walk away like that." He screeches, and he runs up to pull on your arm. Your soul leaves your body; this is so gross. "How many others have you treated this way??"

"The most recent was Barold." You tell him casually as you snatch your arm from his grip. "I threw him into the ocean."

He shakes his head at you in disgust, in pain.
"You monster..."

You do not care. You are emotionless.

"Whatever. If you're here, Raymond probably isnt, huh? Guess I gotta try another island. See you later then, homi-"

You cry out as a sudden blow lands on your shoulder. He could not reach your face because he is short.

"No!" He exclaims, and you look up to see him take out a shovel. Your eyes widen as he raises it over his head. "This isnt okay, and someone needs to teach you this! I will be the last man you ever treat in this way! I will-"

Before he can finish his threat, a shot rings out and the shovel falls from Moose's grip.

You look up and come face to face with the legend himself.

"Is this rat bothering you, Y/N?"

It's Wilbur!

Relieved, you grin.

"No, no. It's fine." You tell him, and you've never been happier to see him. Too bad you can't let him hurt someone else. "Orville wouldn't be happy with me if he had to bail you out of jail again."

Moose scrambles away, his stench the only thing that remained in his place.

You allow Wilbur to steer you back towards the plane, where he helps you board.

"Thanks for that, Wilbur." You say, and you mean it. "I can't believe I dragged you out here for nothing."

You look out the window at the island, feeling disappointed. Instead of getting Raymond, you had gotten threatened.

Slyly, Wilbur points at the back of the plane. "I wouldn't say that."

You turn and see Raymond, knocked out cold.

You are in shock. You didn't expect to take him home today!

"R-Raymond? But...but how?"

"sea cucumber."

You stare at Wilbur. He does not elaborate, but that's okay.

Wilbur just understood you :)