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𝘺𝘶𝘳𝘪 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴

Or
Yuri being done with her life

*during an interview*
I left Bada and Nana alone again
Well
Bada is with Kuma
And Nana...
oh sh!t
Where's Nana?
Is Nana the human taking care of Nana the dog?
yes it must be so
I hope

*during an award show*
Wait
Jennie was never solo during the SOLO promotions
Oh em gi
Why did it took me sooo long to realize it?
solo my a$$
At least I didn't debut with a song for singles while I was dating
I think
what was my song again
oh yeah
seÑoritAaa
Please someone ban it so I don't have to perform it anymore
Okay
time to clap bishes and we can go home

*when she has to speak during an interview*
oh no
Idk what to say
Wassup blinks
I don't speak broke
maybe Chaeyoung does
*passes the mic to Rosé*
just smile and no one will notice
but
I'm not Jisoo I'm not okay
alright that's it
I'm gonna resign

*standing in front of fireworks at an award show but she's the only one who doesn't bulge when they start*
I'm cool they're not
Y'all should pry for me to be scared of something
But srsly
I'm from YG
Do you really expect me to be scared of anything after this

*during another interview*
I'm not funny
you don't want to know my sense of humor
leave me alone pls
Jisoo is the one in charge of the humor
I'm as funny as Chae's fishes
Yeah that's my sense of humor
Told ya I'm not funny
*Yuri makes a joke but the mc is not laughing*
hey Ik I'm not funny but you should at least fake a laugh
Y'all suckers need to improve your variety skills

*Jisoo makes a bad joke on vlive and everyone laughs expect Yuri*
Wth is she saying?
disappointed but not surprised
make it make sense pls
Unnie should keep her profile on the minimalism state
Do you think my sense of humor is just like Jisoo's?
I mean
Yes but no
YG should raise my allowance for this
I should've enlisted with my brother instead

A/N
So, I've got some chapters coming up soon about Yuri and Jaemin, but I'll let you chose what you want first.

Play Date
Sour Candy
Surrender
My Oh My

Spoiler: one of them is an au(alternative universe), so it's not related to their story in the book, but I got the idea and I decided to try to write it down. Another shot is about the dating rumor Jaemin had during the last comeback, so yeah, kinda angst. Another is an old episode I just wanted to write, yes, it involves fluff and cute stuff. And lastly, one is about one of their first dates.

So I'd suggest you to chose carefully.

Update: I tried to publish this 4 times and to finally do it I had to remove the photo