Season 5 My Version

Animal Rights

In the local park of Royal Woods, the Loud twins, Lana and Lola, were looking around, a nearby pond with Lana saying, "I think this would be a good spot."

Lola raised an eyebrow, "Are you sure? I don't want Lori's wedding to be ruined because you picked a bad spot for it."

"Hey, nature can be very beautiful when you handle it properly. Besides, I think Lori would enjoy it, we could make it kind of like a golf theme wedding with this place, what with the pond and grass. All we'd need now is some golf holes and dirt traps and me and Lucy can pretty much take care of digging of those."

Lola began to think it over, "I guess you're right. A golf theme wedding would be something super special for Lori so we'd need to do it outside." She then turned to the pond and trees, "But what if some of the dirty animals around here get in the way, mess up the ceremony, eat the food. I know Lori wouldn't like that and neither would I for that matter." She stomped her foot, "This is a wedding, after all, it should have some class."

Lana shrugged and rolled her eyes, "Would you stop worrying so much, Lols. I know the animals can be a little rowdy at times, but I'm a pro with them. Plus, I can get some extra help if I need it. Sam will be here as Luna's date and she's good with animals. I could also ask Lincoln's friend Liam for help too, and even Walt since his duck girlfriend lives here." She waved to the nearby female duck, who waved back. Turning back to her twin, "See? Nothing to worry about."

Lola raised an eyebrow, "I still have my doubts." She started to walk to the right when a frog jumped out of the pond and leaped right onto her dress, causing the Loud to jump back and slam into a nearby tree, while screaming, "AHH! That gross thing mucked up my dress!"

Lana picked up the frog and started to pet it, "There, there, little guy. Don't pay attention to the mean girl."

Lola fired back, Mean!? He jumped on me without warning!"

"Don't worry, I know you're a nice frog, just need to learn to behave and control yourself better. Kind of like me and my family."

Scoffing, Lola began to walk over, "Well, if that frog messed up my dress again, I'm gonna-."

Before she could finish, a man in construction equipment showed up and said, "Sorry kids, you're gonna have to move away from this part of the park."

Lana asked, "Why?"

"Because apparently there have been a lot of complaints about the animals in this part of the park, so we've been contracted to clear this part and set up a mary go round tomorrow."

Lola's eyes lit up, "Ehhh!"

While Lana's only shrank, "Nooo!"

Sometime later, the twins came through the front door, with Lana complaining, "I can't believe they're doing that to that part of the park."

Lola gave a sarcastic reply, "Yeah, it's such a tragedy."

Lana began to think, "I've got to find a way to stop this. Maybe a petition? But do I have enough time to get enough signatures?"

Later, in Lisa and Lily's room, Lisa answered, "Statistically, all on your own, getting enough signatures in the few hours you have is mathematically impossible."

Lana stomped her foot, "Dang it. I'm gonna need some help."

"Well, I'm afraid I'm far too busy with my recent experiments. Also, Leni is working at her business of employment down at the mall, Luan is out on a date with Benny, and Lucy's with The Mortician's club."

"That only leaves me with Luna, Lynn, Lincoln, and mom and dad."

"Wait, what about your identical twin unit?"