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Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 16

June 16, 2020

So I just finished watching the show Defending Jacob and I-

All I have to say: I'm not happy Bob. Not. Happy. 👁👄👁

Well looky here, 16th chapter for the 16th day of the 6th month. Wowie wow wow, very nice. What's not nice, however, is this chapter. So let's just jump into this shit because I don't wanna be here longer than I have to.

(Y/n) hasn't told anyone about her and Jimin's hand kissy thing in the bedroom. Yoongi and Hoseok have come over to visit and (Y/n) is just chilling in the living room when Hobi comes to her. She's reading Romeo and Juliet. Why? I don't know. Especially since she doesn't even like Shakespeare. She's a confusing person.

Also, as a side note, SO MANY PEOPLE COMMENTED ABOUT THE BILL SHAKESPEARE THING. PEOPLE. FUN FACT: humans named William often go by Bill. THE BILL WAS NOT A MISTAKE. Bill=William, and there are a few other names like this, too. Most common is Bob=Robert. We've also got Jimmy=James, Peggy=Margaret, and, my personal favourite, Dick=Richard. There's your educational lesson for today. Let's move on.

So (Y/n) decides to tell Hoseok about her moment with Jimin. After freaking out for a bit, Hobi mentions that Jimin is "growing up". Y'all 💀. You weren't playing around in the comments. So many people making fun of his height and pinky like-

I always find it weird when people call him short. It's a joke between the other members, I get it. And people wanna feel included 🤩 and shit so they play along with the joke.

But...he's not actually that tiny...? This man is 174 cm/5"8. That's not too bad. But then again I'm 5"3 so everyone is tall in my opinion. But I swear some of you guys are probably just as tall as me, shorter, or, like, 5"5/5"6 and you be calling him short. Um, hello pot? This is the kettle. YOU'RE BLACK 💀

(Also don't think I'm actually upset about this or something. I just find it weird that people are calling him short when most of them are probably smaller. Pretty hypocritical if you ask me 🤷‍♀️ )

Hoseok promises he'll keep quiet about everything AND FOR SOME REASON SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T BELIEVE HIM. LIKE DAMN, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN OUR SUNSHINE. Yoongi comes in and talks about a completely insignificant character (Emrick) and then everyone gets into this long discussion of vampire classes and whatnot. After all of that, Yoongi comments on Jimin's seemingly odd behaviour.

Fuck me. In the ass. With a pole. With thorns on it.

16-year-old me was a fucking dingus with no brain cells. This bitch (Y/n) goes to the kitchen, cuts her wrist, runs up to Jimin and presents it like it's a prize. Jimin freaks out because he's a normal being but MC is like "shut up and drink 🥰". She assumed that he was starving himself which, news flash, ISN'T THE CASE. AND THEN SHE ASKS IF HE CAN STILL DRINK FROM HER. BRUHHHHH. WAS I ON CRACK?

Some of you (if not all) are probably wondering where this came from. I wish I could tell you I don't know but sadly this isn't the case. Literally, 16-year-old me just wanted to include another moment where Jimin drinks from the heroine. But because I'm a spaz, I just completely rushed it and it turned out into this fucked up mess. I sincerely apologize for my past self's behaviour.

Jimin ends up drinking from her anyway but luckily Hoseok and Yoongi come to eventually interrupt. After Yoongles calls out MC for her utter bullshit, he and Hobi decide they gonna head out. I'll be leaving with them and never returning to this book again 🚪🚶‍♀️

JK, I'll stay a bit longer. So after those two leave, Jimin and (Y/n) got onto the subject of whether Vamps=good or Vamps=bad. (Y/n) is all like "I only give my blood to you 😍" and when she's just about to MAYBE reveal her feelings, Jimin shuts it all down. "Because it's your job". F in the chat for (Y/n).

Needless to say, it stings like a bitch and (Y/n) chooses to tell Jimin what she was going to say before being RUDELY INTERRUPTED. Jimin is just shook so MC gets the fuck outta there to save herself from more embarrassment.

Time skip to dinner and (Y/n) is still feeling crushed after Jimin...zoned her. Employee-zoned? If that's a thing? It is now.

Jimin and her run into each other and he wants to talk about what happened earlier. Right when it seems like he might confess his feelings too, PHONE CALL. HAHAHAHA. Love that.

(Y/n) tells him to answer so he does and turns out it's Seokjin. He Is PaNiCkInG. wHy? BeCaUsE jUnGkOoKiE wAs AtTaCkEd. And cliff hanger. Hell yeah.