An Offer to You|COMMENTARY

Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 23

July 21, 2020

Wattpad not telling us about the data breach 🤡

SO WE'RE BACK AND WHO IS THE PERSON (Y/N) SAW OUTSIDE HER WINDOW?? MANY PEOPLE GUESSED CORRECTLY; IT'S TAE-TAE 🥳🥳🥳

BUT HE'S NOT ALONE. OUR BELOVED KOOKIE IS HERE TOO 🥰! GUYSSSS 🥺🥺

And again, I hate to ruin the mood, but I couldn't help but notice that when Taehyung mentioned they all go on "missions" with partners people were kinda...freaking out about Taekook? And it wasn't meant to be a Taekook moment? 😅

Back to the story, Taehyung and Jungkook decide they're gonna play a little baseball with (Y/n) as the ball. Why must they do this? Well, (Y/n) is a human and the tree isn't that close to the window so she could miss it and end up breaking her ankles or legs 👍

So yeah, JK is gonna throw her out the window and Tae will catch. But rest assured, they're "'practically pros'". Plus they're vampires so even if something went wrong they'd most likely be able to save the situation.

Luckily there aren't any issues tho and (Y/n) makes it out the window alive and with no broken bones. The plan is to bring her to a hotel where the three will stay for the night and then go back to Jimin's tomorrow. Honestly I have no idea why this is necessary. Yeah, (Y/n) could probably use the rest but they're going to be travelling in a car so she could just sleep during the ride? And Jungkook and Taehyung are vamps so they don't need sleep. They could just keep driving throughout the night. DUMBASS ME MAKING WEIRD PLOT DECISIONS 👊😤

Speaking of that, when they get to the hotel (Y/n) forgets that vampires don't sleep or something? Because she makes note of their room only having two beds so "'the guys would be sleeping together'". No, girl, they won't. THEY DO NOT SLEEP. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE VAMPIRE OBSESSED NERD SO WHY DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS?

It turns out JK and Tae got her address from Hobi when he talked to Merric's friend. Two things I'd like to address here. First, someone mentioned that (Y/n) had to give her address when she applied to become an offerer. SHHHHH. WE SHALL IGNORE THAT 🥴

Second, people are pointing out that Merric's friend is teaming up with Hoseok, sorta making him a hypocrite for getting mad at Merric. I wouldn't necessarily consider their relationship a team or anything like what Merric and Allyson have going on. Those two are both working together to help one other achieve their own goal. Hoseok is just passing on information and Merric's friend is giving some in exchange--it's merely a business deal they've got going on. So while they are technically helping each other, they aren't as deeply involved as Merric and Allyson are. That's why Merric's friend is upset, since Merric is heavily tied to Allyson and deliberately going out of his way to make sure she gets what she wants. You feel me?

Jungkook explains everything about after (Y/n) was taken, including Jimin having his neck broken by Allyson (ouch). There's some more chatting about how the two are planning on surprising Jimin by bringing (Y/n) back home without him knowing. Jungkook almost gives away something about Jimin (👀) but Taehyung shuts him up. C'MON GUYS, DON'T BE SHY 🥰 (I think we all know what he was about to say). But we gotta respect the bro code so for now, we will wait until the secret is revealed.

Anyways, not much happens during the remainder of the chapter. There's a time skip to the next day and the chapter ends with them finally making it back to Jimin's house, (Y/n)'s "'real home'".

AWWW. THAT'S SO ✨DUMB✨ 🙈

(JKJKJK)