An Offer to You|COMMENTARY

Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 25

July 31, 2020

Ya girl got all the courses she wanted this upcoming school year 🤩. Also, let's just take a moment to appreciate the glow up from the fall semester of my 1st year to the fall semester of my 2nd year

So when they get to Jimin's room, it looks as if a whole stampede had run through it. Someone was aNgRy 🤭. BUT WTF JIMIN, EVEN YOUR TV? BOY YOU GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL, THOSE THINGS ARE EXPENSIVE AF 🤨

But he says it's because he was "frustrated" (Y/n) was taken away. More like beyond pissed off but AWWWW 🥰. HE CARES ABOUT (Y/N) A LOT 🥺🥺

He's being all babie, asking to make sure she isn't disappointed with him. LIKE BOO, FUCK NO. First of all, you own the goddamn house so if you want to set it on fire or some shit you can go right ahead. Second, YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU WERE UPSET MC WAS TAKEN MEANING YOU CLEARLY CARE ABOUT HER A LOT SO 😖😖

Jimin goes to get cleaned up and (Y/n) decides to organize the room a bit, putting the smaller things back in place and whatnot. She comments on making sure to never get Jimin mad and Y'ALL. Obviously a lot of people brought up Jimin being scary in real life and all I have to say is THE HELLO COUNSELOR EPISODE. OML HE WAS PIIIIISSED AND IT WAS SO FUCKING HOT 🥵. LIKE YES JIMIN, JUST COME AND SMASH MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL 😩. Honestly I completely understand why he was so upset tho, I was too tbh. But still, all I have to say is angry sex is 👌👌👌

When Jimin comes back from the shower he explains everything. And GODDAMN DID HE DO A LOT OF WAITING. LIKE GEEZ, 4 DAYS BEFORE HE COULD GO TO ALLYSON'S. GRANTED PART OF THE REASON WAS BECAUSE HER DAD WAS DELAYING EVERYTHING. For a guy who is supposedly "'impatient'" and "'likes Jimin'", dude sure wasn't trying to make time for Jimin to come over 🙄. But eventually everything goes according to plan and JIMIN ATTACKS ALLYSON. AHAHAHA. AND STAKES HER. TAKE THAT BITCH 😚

BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE. BECAUSE JIMIN RUNS INTO LAURA WHILE TRYING TO LEAVE AND KILLS HER TOO. YES BABE, GET RID OF THESE UNNECESSARY HOS. And the way he describes it 🥵. Imma give him the ultimate Samsung washing machine heavy duty spin cycle sloppy toppy 👅

Some more dialogue, yadda yadda yadda, AND THEN WE GET TO THE FUN PART. (Y/N) STRADDLES JIMIN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But it turns out she's only doing it because she wants to figure out what Yoongi and Jimin talked about that one time at Seokjin's. Some of y'all were all excited for smut (HAHA, TRICKED YOU) and the rest were kinda embarrassed I guess? Oop 😶. Sorry guys.

But back to the situation at hand, this girl is PERSISTENT. I FORGOT ABOUT THE YOONGI THING BUT SHE STILL HAS THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT AFTER SAVING JIMIN FROM SILVER POISONING, BEING TAKEN BY MERRIC, RETURNING HOME, COMING BACK TO JIMIN'S, AND HEARING JIMIN'S MURDER STORY?

Eventually Jimin caves and decides to finally tell the truth. And, pretty sure most of you saw it coming, but Yoongi asked if Jimin loved (Y/n) (as in when Jimin suddenly got all quiet before answering and all the other guys got all soft because THEY SHIP AND SUPPORT). (Y/n) is a bit of a dumb bitch and somehow didn't see this coming. Like bruh, you've kissed, you had a moment, like, 5 minutes ago, you're straddling him, Jimin killed Laura for you in a way. I'M NO STATISTICIAN BUT I THINK THE CHANCES THAT HE LIKES YOU ARE PRETTY FUCKING HIGH 😃

More importantly, JIMIN SAID HE DOES. EVERYONE IT'S HAPPENING. WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFICIAL CONFESSION. PACK YOUR BAGS, THE STORY IS OVER. ROLL THE CREDITS. GOODNIGHT EVERYONE 👋

AND THEN (Y/N) CONFESSES TOO. NOW WE REALLY CAN END THE BOOK. THANK YOU ALL FOR READING, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE 🤟😙

But the moment is ruined at the end of the chapter when Jimin tells (Y/n) he loves her and she responds with "'me too'" 💀. Girl, just say "I love you, too". I don't know why 16-year-old me put me too instead. Love Yourself era was stuck on the brain apparently 🤦‍♀️