An Offer to You|COMMENTARY

Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 29

August 21, 2020

Y'ALL. THE MV. FUCK I'M SO HAPPY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. LIKE MY CHEST IS ALL TIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE I COULD CRY AND I CAN'T STOP SMILING I'M- 😭

I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM AND I LOVE THEM. THESE DAYS I HAVEN'T BEEN A FAN OF ANY OF THE MUSIC PLAYED ON THE RADIO. DYNAMITE REALLY OUT HERE ABOUT TO SAVE THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. FUCKITY FUCK

Ho boy, a bad chapter and we've already got a bad start. Like, a really bad start.

I apologize profusely for the picture. GrApHiC dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn 🤪

Literally, I don't know...I don't even know what to say about it. When I first started, it looked...okay. I remember that the blood didn't look realistic tho so I tried putting on some filters to give it that naturally dark red look, y'know? And what did I end up doing? Bring Casper back again. JIMIN IS SO FUCKING WHITE IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. ALSO THAT BLOOD AIN'T EVEN RED ANYMORE, IT'S LIKE BLACK SO COOL. HE'S GOT TAR ON HIS FACE 😀👍

Ugghhhh I FUCKING HATE MYSELF.

In regards to the story tho, we start the chapter hearing what exactly Tae's plan consists of. Basically, he's gonna shove his face in (Y/n)'s neck and make it seem like he's drinking from her. She'll also need to put in a bit of work to make this seem real as possible so it's gonna take both of their efforts.

Now, a lot of people don't like the sound of this. A few think it's not gonna work out (oh, we'll see about that 👀) and I guess for others this just doesn't sit well. I completely understand.

Honestly, I don't like it when people purposely try to make their partner/significant other jealous. I don't care what the reason is, whether you actually want/mean it or if it's just for fun/a prank, it just doesn't sound right to me. It makes me uncomfortable and, honestly, it just sounds plain childish and immature. Also pretty rude and mean. Obviously everyone is different but some people could be really hurt by it and if you make them feel like crap because of a shitty joke, that's just not cool. If it's done unintentionally it's one thing, but purposely doing something like this hoping you'll get a rouse out of someone is just 😐

Taehyung explains what could happen if they go through with the plan. Either Jimin will be rational and ask to see her neck, realize it was a prank, get mad at Tae, maybe keep thinking about the neck thing, and eventually decide to drink from (Y/n). The other is that he may impulsively drink from her right on the spot because he wants to "undo" Taehyung's "claim", I guess. One that is totally overlooked is that Jimin could get mad at both of them BUT WE'LL FORGET ABOUT THAT ONE 🙃

And guess what our lovely MC decides? Yes, she wants to go through with it.

So Taehyung quickly goes over the plan details before smearing some blood on her neck to make it seem real. Don't worry y'all, it's his own blood 👍

NOW THE NEXT PART IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME GOING AT THIS POINT. "'Jungkook don't just stand there like a dingus and act.'" THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT I LITERALLY LOVE THE WORD DINGUS AND I JUST *chef's kiss*. A PERFECT MOMENT RIGHT HERE. THE TAEHYUNG AND JUNGKOOK SCENES WERE ONE OF THE MOST ENJOYABLE PARTS OF WRITING THIS STORY RIGHT ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SOOMI'S ONES.

Taehyung and (Y/n) are in position and the others are finally returning. BUT WHOOPSIE DAISY, THINGS DON'T GO EXACTLY AS PLANNED. SINCE HOSEOK OUR BELOVED HOPE IS THE ONE THAT STOPS TAEHYUNG FROM "DRINKING" FROM (Y/N) 🤩 (although really, it doesn't actually mess up the plan too much so 🤷‍♀️)

Then the real action starts. Because Jimin finally arrives and notices that (Y/n) has been "bitten" and Taehyung is clearly the "guilty" one if the blood on his face is anything to go by. And boy is he angry. (Y/n) doesn't really want to see Taehyung get his dick cut off and shoved down his own throat tho, so she steps in and distracts Jimin from carrying out his murderous plans.

Jimin takes her to a bathroom and OOP, HE KNOWS IT'S FAKE. Seems like as he was carrying her and his emotions were becoming more levelled, he finally picked up on the scent of Taehyung's blood, not hers. Naturally the first thing he wants to know is why tf she would go through with this. MC tells Jimin about the whole plan. Jimin cleans her up and then WHOA, PLOT TWIST. JIMIN OFFERS TO ACTUALLY DO IT (many people were expecting bad results but now things don't look too bad, huh).

Of course (Y/n) is worried he feels pressured to so refuses at first but he's quite adamant so WHY THE FUCK NOT I GUESS.

AND THEN WE GET SEXY TIME (well not exactly but it's as close as you'll get in this book).

I'd just like to applaud the number of times Jimin checked in with her and made sure she knew she could stop him if things got too much. WE 👏LOVE 👏A 👏GENTLEMAN 👏. GET YOURSELF SOMEONE LIKE JIMIN.

Also YES, EVERYONE SHOULD THANK TAE FOR THIS PART. IT MAY HAVE BEEN PAINFUL LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT BUT A LOT OF YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY THIS SO SAY IT WITH ME: THANK YOU TAEHYUNG 😘

But honestly, I felt very...weird about reading the whole drinking thing. I think it just has to do with the fact that I still don't like the whole "making him jealous on purpose" thing so I feel uncomfortable about all the rest that's resulting from it. Plus the fact that it's me who wrote this. I don't know why but reading sMeXy StUfF I've written myself makes me ✨CRINGE✨. Unless it's, like, actual smut. I think it mostly has to do with me being 16 and a lot less experienced with writing.

But NO SMUT FOR YOU HORNY CHILDREN. SORRY BUT JIMIN SAYS NOT TODAY.

He stops things from escalating and cleans (Y/n) up, making sure to give her his blood, too, in order to heal her bite wound. They talk about the eXpErIeNcE and oof, that was also kinda awkward. They be sounding like they were virgins who just had sex (and yeah, they were virgins in terms of neck drinking/biting but it's still weird).

And that's that.