Red vs Blue: Private Jessie

Episode 6: "1.21 Giga-Whats??"

Red Base
Grif and Simmons stand on top of Red Base...

Grif: Oh crap. It... It's Donut. And he's got something... It looks like...

Grif sees Donut carrying the Blue flag.

Grif: Simmons? Where's Jessie?

Simmons: In his room working, why?

Grif: I'm gonna need you to get him, and bring the Warthog out front.

Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?

Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war. Now go get him!

Simmons: Alright, alright, I'm going.

Simmons leaves Grif and enters Red Base. In the base, Simmons makes his way to Jessies quarters and stand in the doorway.

Simmons: Hey, Jess-

In his quarters, Jessie is sitting at a desk writing in a notebook, singing to himself.

Jessie: 🎵Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama!
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we-🎵

Simmons interrupts Jessies singing.

Simmons: Uh, Jessie?

In the blink of an eye, Jessie stands up, pulls a throwing knife out from a pouch on his hip, and throws it at the doorway where it lodges in the wall, missing Simmons' head by just a few inches.

Simmons: AHHH! What the hell man?!

Jessie turns to face Simmons.

Jessie: Simmons?

Simmons: Yeah, it's me you fucking lunatic!

Jessie: Christ man, don't sneak up on me like that! I could have taken your head off!

Simmons: Yes, I am well aware!

Jessie and Simmons stare at each other.

Jessie: So, to what do I owe the pleasure?

Simmons is still trying to calm down.

Simmons: It's Grif. He said he wanted us to take the Warthog out front. Something about Donut.

Jessie: Oh, is he okay?

Simmons: Hell if I know! All Grif told me to do was get you. So walked down here, listened to you singing for a few seconds and almost got my skull cleaved! And by the way dude, Kokomo? Really?

Jessie: It's a good song!

Simmons: You keep telling yourself that.

Jessie starts walking towards the door.

Jessie: Whatever. Let's just get the Warthog and get back to Grif.

Simmons: Right.

Simmons walks out in front of Jessie. Jessie shouts to Simmons.

Jessie: And don't even think about taking that machine gun! That bitch is mine!

Meanwhile, Church is running up to Donut with his gun pointed at him.

Canyon
Church: Freeze!

Donut: Hey, why the hell are you shooting at me?! You coulda hit me, dick!