Red vs Blue: Private Jessie

Episode 62: "Lost in Triangulation"

In Blood Gulch, Sarge is talking to Donut, Grif and Simmons...

Blood Gulch
Sarge: Alright dirtbags, after the third round of the competition, it's still anyone's contest!

Donut turns to the wrench on his left.

Donut: Yeah, haha! Burn wrench, anyone includes me! Haha!

Sarge: Donut was leading after the obstacle course and talent contest.

Donut: Awesome! Woo woo!

Sarge: But then the mysterious skull pulled ahead during the question and answer session!

Donut turns to Sarge.

Donut: That doesn't seem physically possible.

Sarge: So the standings are the skull, Donut, and in third... the wrench. Which is the current crowd favorite!

Sarge turns towards the Warthog as it beeps. "Go Wrench!" is written on its windshield. Grif chuckles and turns to Sarge.

Grif: Hehe, maybe the skull will be your new sidekick. "Hey Sarge, how can I kiss your ass if I don't have any lips?"

Sarge growls.

Sarge: And in last place: Grif.

Grif: What? I thought I was ineligible.

Sarge: Ineligible to win, dead man. Luckily there's no chance of that happening since the last round is the evening-wear competition.

Donut turns to the skull.

Donut: Whohoa, you're in trouble now skull!

Grif: Then can I quit?

Sarge: Course not, only eligible contestants can withdraw from the competition.

Grif sighs.

Sarge: I guess you'll just have to settle for fifth place, turd-belly.

Grif: Fifth place? ...should I even ask who's in fourth?

Sarge: I'm reserving fourth place for Jessie, in case he somehow miraculously makes it back before the contest is over. Or any late entries, who would obviously be better than you. Such as a turd, or a turd farmer.

In the fortress, Church is talking to Gary about the alien...

Fortress
Church: Hey, Gary? Is there any way that you could translate what this big alien is saying to us?

Gary: No.

Church: Aw come on man, isn't this one of the aliens that built you?

Gary: ...yes, but I do not know much about those creatures. I was only programmed with knowledge of the shisnos. I mean you.

Church: Yeah listen man, that word is really startin' to bug me a little bit.

Gary: You did not even know what it meant until I told you.

Church: I know but you just say it so much.

Gary: I only say shisno in context. Like when talking to a shisno or about a shisno... I think I see what you mean, shisno.

Church: So you'll stop.

Gary: Inter-species prejudices take a long time to overcome. But I will try.

Church: Thanks.

Gary: Luckily, I am not lazy like a shisno.

Church growls and crosses his arms.