Ninovan (Hypernaturals 10)

Wheels Up In Five

Morgan came up to me said, with a shit-eating grin "I knew that song would piss you off."

"You know me well, love." I said. "I just don't know WHY you wanted to piss me off."

"I will make it up to you later." Morgan said.

"You pissed me off so you could kiss and make up?" I asked

"You say kiss. I say make love." Morgan replied, still smiling.

Alexander pulled a chair out at the table next to Jessica. Angling it around to be able to talk to her. Jessica looked annoyed and then switched her expression to one of cool detachment, accented by casually sipping at her tall Scotch.

Morgan tapped my shoulder. "Come on. I have to see and hear this flame job."

"You really are evil tonight." I complimented her.

Simi is curious too, so we three parked far enough away from them to give Alexander room to work himself further into Jessica's ill-graces. Vera and Angel noted our focus and also tuned in.

"So. I was hoping maybe we could finish what we started last night? I feel like I left you unfulfilled. That is not my way, and you are too fine a woman to be left in that state." Alexander opened with.

"Unfulfilled does not begin to describe that bedroom shitshow. No, thanks." Jessica said very politely if coldly. "We showed you the fang technique, you showed zero skill with it, so no further point."

"You did not have a ..." Alexander started to protest. He was keeping his voice low to avoid attention.

Jessica was not on board with avoiding attention. She said in a loud voice: "I know! I did not have an orgasm from your lousy attempt at sex, Alexander! I was unfortunately there. Mostly. When I was not thinking about my tax returns for one of my alternate ID's. Those are such a pain in the ass. I never was close to an orgasm. Never even started. To start, it would have had to be sexy. Not to be treated like some piece of meat you just won at the State Fair. You don't even know what my breasts are for, your utter moron. Not big old squeeze bags. Did you think if you squeezed harder some lovely icing might come out? Jesus fuck, you loser-lothario. You really cheat the ladies around here, don't you? Do not worry your pretty if empty head: I came mind-blowingly hard later after I escaped your place. Seeing stars hard. I came twice, in fact. Gods, it was lovely. I plan to see if my lovers will ring that particular bell a few more times later tonight. You know how good sex is?"

Jessica regarded Alexander coldly. "No. You don't. Stupid question. Goes with my stupidity for letting you ever touch me. I will tell you about good sex. It leaves you hungry for more." Jessica paused. "I guess, now that I think on last night with you, gods-awful sex leaves one empty. Been a long time since I had sex that bad. Decades ago, I was human, and he was a damn wife-beater. I am spoiled now."

Brutal.

Alexander would not be discouraged. "I know that technique now, and I can do much better this time... As I said. We can go slower. Maybe we could add something sexy as a warm-up. Like maybe I could shave you down there first. That's sexy, right? Whatever you want. I can do it. I have a lot of experience..."

"Oh, hell the fuck no! My husband and my wife like me like THIS, and show me all the time! Not modified to your stupid tastes. Oh my god, you suck. So hard, and not in an enjoyable way. Let you near me with a blade after I stupidly let you near me with fangs? You don't even know how to use a blunt object there. Fuck you."

Jessica sipped her Scotch and cooled down, looking over the rim of her glass at him. She kept her voice raised for all to hear. "Look, Alexander, I am kinda done with my sexual charity work. I sort of thought in a place like Ninovan, with all the free love that it might be something interesting and new, that you might have experience and skill. No. Bad assumption. Getting into your bed was worse than lemon juice on a fresh paper cut. Because of my charity work and your slovenly self involved self, I missed out on a stellar all-night love session! I was putting up with you and not where I should have been. Not that you know what this means, but they made love! All Night! I missed that! For what? Stupid. I should have drawn you a picture. It's not like you got good teaching: The key to the technique is to be careful to not hurt your lover when she is moving her hips around while your fangs are in her. My hips were not moving because you are terrible! The worst! You are all about YOU in the sack. I am not doing that again. I realized later it was damn useless to show you that anyway because Simi and apparently Molly are the only ones you can use it with around here and either would be a damn fool to let you anywhere near their beautiful bodies. Not like you can be randomly fanging Siren, Astral, and human women, now can you? Not sure what I was thinking. Damnably stupid of me: Complete waste of time that made me miss great sex."