Hullo, welcome to Betraskan Bites Pizza, where everyone is part of the pizza clan slash cabal. *sigh* May I take your order?
Tyler: Yeah uh, I'll have a pepperoni please. Medium. ...uh, hold on a sec...
*shuffles around, footsteps*
Aurora: Hi, yeah can I get a medium cheese pizza, extra cheese, stuffed crust-
Kal: *whispers* Be'shmai, aren't you lactose intol-
Aurora: *angry whispers* Oh let me have this one will ya?!
*sound of shoving and stumbling*
Finian: Haiii there, I noticed you had a new calzone, can you tell me about that?
The Every Meat Calzone (Patent Pending) contains delicious and succulent meat from at least seven planets. Served with a liability waiver and a side of sauce.
Finian: *drools* oh Maker yes. Just the biggest one you can give me. And uh, *leans in close to the speaker* There wouldn't be a "Betraskan Discount" or anything, would there? I'm de Karran de Seel? Perhaps we're cousins?
Officially we cannot descriminate on the basis of race or ethnicity. *mumbles* prices are liable to change though, say hi to your third mother for me.
*calm footsteps and a small shove*
Zila: Medium pizza, barbecue sauce base, bacon, pineapple, black olives.
*dead silence*
Zila: *smiles sweetly* It's the ideal balance of sweet and salty and anyone who disagrees can fight me.
*non-committal murmurs of acceptance*
Scarlett: *from back in the control room* Kal, what do you want on your pizza?
Kal: *also back in the control room* I have not eaten pizza before. I will sample from amongst you to figure out what I like. Though, perhaps not from Finian's....
*confident striding footsteps*
Saedii: DOUBLE pepperoni!! *turns head to face away from speaker* Hah! I shall have twice the pepperoni that you have, Tyler Jones! By choosing to order after you, I have secured my advantage and proven myself the better tactician-
*sound of shoving and shushing*
Scarlett: Hi there, last order. Would you be more likely to recommend the chicken and veggies pizza or the eggplant parmesan pasta?
I don't eat here. But the pasta is from offplanet.
Scarlett:... Pasta it is!
Would anyone like to add drinks or sides?
*exactly 7 seconds of silence*
Thank you for your order, please dock the ship around to the next airlock for payment. Have a great sun cycle.
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