"Cole give me my phone this instant or I will cut your balls and shove them so high up your ass you wouldn't be able to use them anymore" Alisa yelled at a running Cole.Sorry you had to listen to such crude and violent words but it's Alisa so there's no stopping it.
"I don't think you'd want that considering the fact that I'm your future husband" Cole replied smirking at a blushing Alisa who was now trying to reach the phone Cole held away from her.
The amusing thing about this whole situation is that Alisa didn't even try to deny the fact that she was going to be Cole's wife.I hate to think of how their kids will turn out. You can tell that Cole and Alisa aren't really the most sane people on this planet.
Before I go any further, let me take the time to explain to you how I got stuck in a madhouse with eight teenagers.
Ok so this morning while I was enjoying my weekend long sleep, I was rudely interrupted by the ringing of my phone which I would've ignored or rather tried to ignore but couldn't due to its persistent rings.
As expected from a teenager who wasn't a morning person and didn't like her weekend sleep being cut short, I kindly told the person who I wasn't able to identify due to not checking the caller ID to ' shut their motherfucking mouth up and leave me alone to sleep in peace '. Told you I cursed when I'm angry.
Turns out the person on the other side of the call was Cole who had apparently shit his pants at my harsh tone and curse words thrown at him.
After that he vowed never in his life to wake me up in the morning which I was totally comfortable with.Sadly he was too petrified to continue the rest of the call so he handed the phone to Jayden.
"Hello sweetheart"
"What do you want Jayden" I grumbled trying to ignore my fluttering heart at being called sweetheart.
"Ooh, someone's not happy to hear from me. Not a morning person?"
"Yes, now cut the chase so I can go back to sleep"
"Fine Grandma, Cole just wanted to invite you to his house at noon, everyone will be there"
"I sleep past noon so I won't be there" I deadpanned.
"Oh baby you will" Jayden said huskily and before I could reply, he cut the call.
I still don't know what that was all about but one thing I do know is that I felt things I wasn't supposed to be feeling at the sound of his husky voice.
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"Ehh, earth to Sam, I need to copy your math homework" Louis said snapping me out of my reverie. Well this is my life now, I ended up leaving my comfy bed for a madhouse where I lend out maths homework for free.
Oh goody me!.I tossed the math homework at Louis with a glare before returning my attention to the novel I was reading. Well trying to read, this madhouse wasn't having any of that.
"You know Jayden, you never really told us what you did on your two weeks trip" Raven asked catching my attention for two reasons. One, I didn't expect her to be the one asking that. Two, I didn't expect her to have remembered that.
To be honest I've been thinking about it for some time now and I planned to asked Jayden about it. In private of course, I'll do anything for some alone time with that Jerk I mean boy. Call me desperate and I guess I am a little but spending time with Jayden is really fun.
"Ehh, nothing important just work and stuff" Jayden replied rubbing his neck sheepishly.
"Common men details, I'm looking for some gang action here" Cole whined while Jayden just gave him an unimpressed look.
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Then There He Was ✓
Teen FictionFORMERLY KNOW AS MY GREEN-EYED JERK. Anxiety disorders accompanied by a heavy load of sacarsm isn't the best combination for a girl like Samantha who is currently trying to escape her past and finish highschool unscathed (if that's even possible). A...